Thursday 29 November 2012
The Straight Times: The Arrest turned into confession of sins
The Straight Times: The Arrest turned into confession of sins: Ladies and gentlemen! May I have your attention. Please be informed that the CPIB had arrested 20 “TIONG-KOK-NIANG” (China people) for quest...
The Arrest turned into confession of sins
Ladies and gentlemen!
May I have your attention.
Please be informed that the CPIB had arrested 20 “TIONG-KOK-NIANG” (China people) for questioning.
After interrogated all, 4 have been charged in the Subordinate Courts under section 10(a) of the Criminal Law (Temporary Provisions) Act (Chapter 67) read with section 109 of the Penal Code (Chapter 224).
At SPH (Si-Peh-Ho), we have sent our reporter into the dressing room to take note on happenings behind closed door. Go and mix a cup of kopi “O” and let our reporter update you with interesting dialogues between the strikers and referee in this match of “exchanging words”.
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CPIB : Who is the chief striker? Stand forward now!
There was silence among “Tiong-Kok” strikers. They were starring at each other from left to right. Wondering who is the one dared to hold the ball.
CPIB : This is a last chance for all of you. If there isn’t anyone who is going to admit, I will issue “RED CARD” to everyone. If you want to be hero, you must have the guts to be one. Come forward and do not implicated other.
At the count to 3, I will send all of you to the changing room. One….! Two…..! Thr…….
Before the last count of “THREE”, 4 Tiong-kok-lao put their foot forward in unison timing.
CIPB : So! You must be The Fantastic 4. Very good! The rest is dismissed except The Fantastic 4 is staying back.
CPIB : You like to hold ball???? I shall let you juggle your own ball non-stop. Tell me! Why did you went on strike?
Fantastic 4 : Being chief striker, it is our ultimate goal to strike at our opponent, SMRT . We want to get even with the score-line. That is our only hope to stay in the game.
CPIB : You can’t charged at SMRT’s goal-mouth without going through proper channel.
Fantastic 4 : We did! First, we attacked from the left flank ( supervisor ) but he kelong the game (avoided responsibility) and let us passed through. Then, we crossed the ball to the right flank ( Human Resources Dept). And they , the HR clerks paid no heed of our grievances. So, we turned and dribble the ball to the centre , ( HR manageress). Again, she packed the centre defend with all the staff and refused to let us charged at the SMRT penalty-box (top management office).
This game is unfair. SMRT resorted to dirty tactics. But they can’t kill off our strong-will to get our equalizing goal.
We took a shot at SMRT goal-mouth from 30 yards away from the goal-post. And guess what SMRT goal-keeper (top management) did???? They shifted the goal-post and seal-off the goal-mouth (shut the door and refused to meet us). You tell me! Is this a fair game???
CPIB : I do understanding your plight and I do sympathized your grievances. But you must learn and accept that this is the way they played unlawfully with their own citizens (Singaporeans) too. They have been playing such
unscrupulous way for decades. In fact, all Singaporeans had learned to play back at them. Sadly to tell you the true.
Such unethical and immoral practices had turned every Singaporeans into a emotionless society. We never learn to show kindness and concern to other. We never learn to show gracious and extend a helping hand to other.
We have became so evil that we abused, cheated, lied, and exploited other for the benefit of ourselves.
Please forgive me for being useless, arrogant , ignorance, inconsiderate and rude with my words. I have to follow the system instead of handling this matter with human’s touch and feeling. You can call me “PIG” or “INHUMAN”. I have no pride, integrity and lacked of honesty coz we are bought up and educated by stupid unsystemically way.
Though I have attained oversea tertiary education and drawing FIRST WORLD CLASS salary, but I can’t make my own decision. At home, I have to listen to my wife’s order. In office, I have to follow stupid order. Even in my own personal life, I have to abide by those stupid laws.
That is how we learn to live unemotionally as a slave in a First World Class country. Every Singaporeans are materialistic. They drive luxury cars and live in posh condo. They insisted other must respect and address them “SIR” or “MADAM”. They will order you into their office to “SETTLE” matter instead of being polite and understanding toward other. They like to act smart and act “hao-lian”(proud) and act “lee-hi” (capable) but they got nothing to prove.
The Fantastic 4 were crying uncontrollably after hearing the confession of true Singaporeans’ voice, they said : “ We apologize for our mistake. We didn’t know that Singaporeans are living in a “SLAUGHTER HOUSE”. We think you are worst than us . Though, we have to live with bed bugs but you are living with “BLOOD-SUCKERS”.
This is a very enlightening story. Thank you. We are calmn and peace after listened to your good explanation.
If SMRT management and all stupid statutory board have adopted your kind advice and wordings, we could have solved this matter amicably and peacefully. We could become friends and buddies.
Do as you deem is “RIGHT”. We are prepare to face the consequences but we hope that they do learn to change their unlawful way from this strike. Let this message serve as an “awakening call” to all stupid Singaporeans to reflect on themselves.
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Oh ! My God.
What had it turned up!
An interrogation had turned into a confession of sins.
Ha..ha..ha..
My dear readers,
This must be the best educational news you ever learned.
This must be the best holy place you ever want to worship.
The “RIGHT” way is always the “RIGHT” religion for you to learn.
The “RIGHT” words are always the “RIGHT” holy book you want to read.
The “RIGHT” report is always found in the “RIGHT” news, “THE STRAIGHT TIMES”.
Stay tuning to our forum, “SINGAPORE MY BELOVED COUNTRY” and you will become an “up-RIGHT” person.
the-straight-times-t1245751-20.html
Courtesy by our sponsor : “The Dragon Clan” for their generosity contribution.
May I have your attention.
Please be informed that the CPIB had arrested 20 “TIONG-KOK-NIANG” (China people) for questioning.
After interrogated all, 4 have been charged in the Subordinate Courts under section 10(a) of the Criminal Law (Temporary Provisions) Act (Chapter 67) read with section 109 of the Penal Code (Chapter 224).
At SPH (Si-Peh-Ho), we have sent our reporter into the dressing room to take note on happenings behind closed door. Go and mix a cup of kopi “O” and let our reporter update you with interesting dialogues between the strikers and referee in this match of “exchanging words”.
================================================================
CPIB : Who is the chief striker? Stand forward now!
There was silence among “Tiong-Kok” strikers. They were starring at each other from left to right. Wondering who is the one dared to hold the ball.
CPIB : This is a last chance for all of you. If there isn’t anyone who is going to admit, I will issue “RED CARD” to everyone. If you want to be hero, you must have the guts to be one. Come forward and do not implicated other.
At the count to 3, I will send all of you to the changing room. One….! Two…..! Thr…….
Before the last count of “THREE”, 4 Tiong-kok-lao put their foot forward in unison timing.
CIPB : So! You must be The Fantastic 4. Very good! The rest is dismissed except The Fantastic 4 is staying back.
CPIB : You like to hold ball???? I shall let you juggle your own ball non-stop. Tell me! Why did you went on strike?
Fantastic 4 : Being chief striker, it is our ultimate goal to strike at our opponent, SMRT . We want to get even with the score-line. That is our only hope to stay in the game.
CPIB : You can’t charged at SMRT’s goal-mouth without going through proper channel.
Fantastic 4 : We did! First, we attacked from the left flank ( supervisor ) but he kelong the game (avoided responsibility) and let us passed through. Then, we crossed the ball to the right flank ( Human Resources Dept). And they , the HR clerks paid no heed of our grievances. So, we turned and dribble the ball to the centre , ( HR manageress). Again, she packed the centre defend with all the staff and refused to let us charged at the SMRT penalty-box (top management office).
This game is unfair. SMRT resorted to dirty tactics. But they can’t kill off our strong-will to get our equalizing goal.
We took a shot at SMRT goal-mouth from 30 yards away from the goal-post. And guess what SMRT goal-keeper (top management) did???? They shifted the goal-post and seal-off the goal-mouth (shut the door and refused to meet us). You tell me! Is this a fair game???
CPIB : I do understanding your plight and I do sympathized your grievances. But you must learn and accept that this is the way they played unlawfully with their own citizens (Singaporeans) too. They have been playing such
unscrupulous way for decades. In fact, all Singaporeans had learned to play back at them. Sadly to tell you the true.
Such unethical and immoral practices had turned every Singaporeans into a emotionless society. We never learn to show kindness and concern to other. We never learn to show gracious and extend a helping hand to other.
We have became so evil that we abused, cheated, lied, and exploited other for the benefit of ourselves.
Please forgive me for being useless, arrogant , ignorance, inconsiderate and rude with my words. I have to follow the system instead of handling this matter with human’s touch and feeling. You can call me “PIG” or “INHUMAN”. I have no pride, integrity and lacked of honesty coz we are bought up and educated by stupid unsystemically way.
Though I have attained oversea tertiary education and drawing FIRST WORLD CLASS salary, but I can’t make my own decision. At home, I have to listen to my wife’s order. In office, I have to follow stupid order. Even in my own personal life, I have to abide by those stupid laws.
That is how we learn to live unemotionally as a slave in a First World Class country. Every Singaporeans are materialistic. They drive luxury cars and live in posh condo. They insisted other must respect and address them “SIR” or “MADAM”. They will order you into their office to “SETTLE” matter instead of being polite and understanding toward other. They like to act smart and act “hao-lian”(proud) and act “lee-hi” (capable) but they got nothing to prove.
The Fantastic 4 were crying uncontrollably after hearing the confession of true Singaporeans’ voice, they said : “ We apologize for our mistake. We didn’t know that Singaporeans are living in a “SLAUGHTER HOUSE”. We think you are worst than us . Though, we have to live with bed bugs but you are living with “BLOOD-SUCKERS”.
This is a very enlightening story. Thank you. We are calmn and peace after listened to your good explanation.
If SMRT management and all stupid statutory board have adopted your kind advice and wordings, we could have solved this matter amicably and peacefully. We could become friends and buddies.
Do as you deem is “RIGHT”. We are prepare to face the consequences but we hope that they do learn to change their unlawful way from this strike. Let this message serve as an “awakening call” to all stupid Singaporeans to reflect on themselves.
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Oh ! My God.
What had it turned up!
An interrogation had turned into a confession of sins.
Ha..ha..ha..
My dear readers,
This must be the best educational news you ever learned.
This must be the best holy place you ever want to worship.
The “RIGHT” way is always the “RIGHT” religion for you to learn.
The “RIGHT” words are always the “RIGHT” holy book you want to read.
The “RIGHT” report is always found in the “RIGHT” news, “THE STRAIGHT TIMES”.
Stay tuning to our forum, “SINGAPORE MY BELOVED COUNTRY” and you will become an “up-RIGHT” person.
the-straight-times-t1245751-20.html
Courtesy by our sponsor : “The Dragon Clan” for their generosity contribution.
Wednesday 28 November 2012
The Straight Times: Bus Drivers on Strike
The Straight Times: Bus Drivers on Strike: Welcomes! Thank you for following our news updating report by The Straight Times. Today, our reporter will be hitting down to the s...
Bus Drivers on Strike
Welcomes!
Thank you for following our news updating report by The Straight Times.
Today, our reporter will be hitting down to the streets to gather feedback from the public.
Rest assured! We have got approval from Streetsmartfighter’s permit to roam his streets .
The areas our reporter is covering are : The Sesame Street, Street of London, Street fighters, and Temple Street.
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My dearest readers,
The public have given their opinion and they shared different perspective on the same issue of industrial strike by SMRT bus drivers from China.
I believe you do have your own point of view on the issue.
We hope you could share with us by posting your comment on this forum, “SINGAPORE MY BELOVED COUNTRY”. We shall treat your comment as “CONFIDENTIAL”. We will not publish it until we seek for your consent and approval.
Ha..ha..ha..
He..he..he..
Ha..ha..ha..
He..he..he..
Good bye and Good morning!
Remember! Keep staying tune to SPH (Si– Peh-Ho) for more updating.
Thank you for following our news updating report by The Straight Times.
Today, our reporter will be hitting down to the streets to gather feedback from the public.
Rest assured! We have got approval from Streetsmartfighter’s permit to roam his streets .
The areas our reporter is covering are : The Sesame Street, Street of London, Street fighters, and Temple Street.
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Reporter : Excuse me, Liang Po Po. What is your personal opinion based on the bus drivers from China who went on strike recently??
Liang Po Po : Wo..wo..wo.. I..I..I.. am totally against their action. That is why I have never engaged China actors or actress to act in my movies. Beside, they are demanding lot, they have a habit of acting smart. Told them to strip off their shirts, but they stripped everything off fully naked. Asked them to act in a kissing scene, they went on with full intercourse with leading actor in hotel-i-one.
Reporter : Can I take a few minutes of your times?
Xiao Long ni : Sure! What can I offer you?
Reporter : Xiao Long ni, what do you have to say about those China bus drivers who went on strike?
Xiao Long ni : Aiyah….Who care?? Though, we came from China but I would not want to be a busybody to interfere with others’ problem. In China, “EVERY MEN IS FOR THEMSELVES” & I am a woman for myself.
Our sole objective is to make as much money during our stay in Singapore. And I think those bus drivers are “RIGHT” to voice out their grievances. It is a common sight to find industrial strikes happening in China.
Regardless of nationality, as a human being, we have to stand up to fight for our “RIGHTS”.
Reporter : Hi, could I have a conversation with you, Ah Pek (old man)????
Ah Pek : What do you want to talk?
Reporter : I am gathering public’s opinion on this bus drivers from China who stated a strike at their dormitory.
Ah Pek : Those “TIONG-KOK-NIANG” (China people) are very “GAO-JIE”(troublesome). 得寸进尺 (give one inch and they demand one yard). Theirs complaint of accommodation is an excuse lah.
Their main target is “钱多多”. If you give them money instead of providing free accommodation, they will saved up the money and sleep on the roadside lah.
If they refused to do housekeeping, even you provide them a place in the castle. They will turn it into a rubbish dump site lah. Theirs complaint cannot be valid lah. Otherwise, SMRT will have to provide maid services for all the employees lah. I will be very happy if SMRT can wash and iron my clothes and mop my floor too.
Do you know what is lacking of those Tiong-kok-niang (China people)??? Becoz of money, they rather spend time working over-time instead of choosing a healthy and well organized life-style.
Their mindset is no different from our local employers and govt. They will do any immoral things for the sake of making money. In short, they lacked of “REN-GE” 人格 (moral quality).
Reporter : Could you spare me your times to talk about the bus drivers who went on strike?
Ah neh (Indian prc) : In my opinion, it is all the fault of the SMRT management . It is typically Singapore hostile way of handling human’s matter. Often, they brushed away your complaint and insisted that we must followed their stupid unlawful way. It has been a traditional way of practicing by the govt and that is why Singapore is rated at a “UNEMOTIONAL FEELING” country. They do not respect human rights and they never treat their citizens in a RIGHT” way.
You see! All those problems are actually created by them. During the recession, they sacked Singaporeans and brought in cheap foreign workers. They provide free accommodation to foreigners but sold flats to Singaporeans at a “WORLD CLASS PRICES”. They will clean up the dormitory for the foreign workers but collect maid levies from Singaporeans.
They either pay normal rate or no over-time pay for Singaporeans but instead give those foreign workers over-time rate of one and a half time. They provide free transportation, accommodation, meals, air-ticket and annual medical check-up for the foreign workers but no benefit to Singaporeans.
Singaporeans had to borrow money to pay for their tertiary educational and thereafter, took up courses from WDA and even can’t find employment in their own country. The foreign workers are given free training and courses fee are covered by the employers.
In short, those bastard employers is inhuman and served them “RIGHT”. This is call “RETRIBUTION” (报应
).
Reporter : Sorry to hold your times. What is your comment on SMRT strike?
Passenger : Those foreign bus drivers are too much lah. They want to make comparison with other but never take a look into the mirror at themselves. They can’t speak nor understood other languages except Mandarin. Asked them where is Jurong or Ang mo Kio and they don’t know. They can’t read road sign and anyhow knock-down and killed pedestrians . They have to spend at least 1 year on job training with fully paid-salary to familiar the road directory as compared to local bus drivers who can immediately be more productive and efficient on the job. They have lacked of potential to be groomed into high position becoz of inexperience working record.
They can work like a dog and lick until the local boss so happy and shiok. But, they can’t plan, organize, and lead.
They liked to do job on their own and by their own way. They are not a good team players.
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My dearest readers,
The public have given their opinion and they shared different perspective on the same issue of industrial strike by SMRT bus drivers from China.
I believe you do have your own point of view on the issue.
We hope you could share with us by posting your comment on this forum, “SINGAPORE MY BELOVED COUNTRY”. We shall treat your comment as “CONFIDENTIAL”. We will not publish it until we seek for your consent and approval.
Ha..ha..ha..
He..he..he..
Ha..ha..ha..
He..he..he..
Good bye and Good morning!
Remember! Keep staying tune to SPH (Si– Peh-Ho) for more updating.
Tuesday 27 November 2012
The Straight Times: Industrial Strike
The Straight Times: Industrial Strike: Dear Readers, Our reporter from The Straight Times is holding a meeting with the parties concern. It is a closed-door discussion among them ...
Industrial Strike
Dear Readers,
Our reporter from The Straight Times is holding a meeting with the parties concern.
It is a closed-door discussion among them and no one is allowed to take a glance into the meeting room.
However, we are too smart to leave the window opened and let you hear the on-going discussion.
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Reporter : China man, what is your grievances with the management? What made you went on strike?
China man : It is theirs fault. They treated us unfairly. We have been discriminated and under-paid .
We have brought up this matter to their attention but they just brushed us aside and take no heed of our dissatisfaction. They are a bunch of unqualified employers.
Management : You had signed a contract with us. You had to honor the term and rules laid out by us. This is the way we anyhow ruled as we liked.
Also, we took orders from the top rulers. They have keep reminding us it is the way we became 1st world class.
China man : 1st world class your stupid head. We ain’t Singaporeans and we will not succumb to your stupid dumb laws. All we are asking is to be treated fairly and just.
What kind of laws is it that we had to give 14 days notice before we go on strike?
Why should we seek union assistance or other outlets to solve our dispute with the company?
Isn’t it is the duty of the employer to give us an explanation and correct their wrongdoings by compensating us?
It is between us, the employees against the employer. It is an internal affair and nothing to do with outsiders.
Reporter : Sorry for the interruption. I thought the management have promised to get back to you within a week???
China man : Let me repeat myself again! I ain’t Singaporeans and I am not so stupid to be deceived by their way of managing people affairs. They have a bad habit of telling lies after lies to their people. We, China people knew too well of your country. Singaporeans are easily bully by the rulers but we are not that easily taken for a ride.
We are from China and we know you do not have the gut to touch us. You are just a small dot compared to my big and powerful country, you are nothing. Understand!
Management : You are uncooperative and impatient. We need time to feedback to the top rulers and wait for their order.
You are being too emotion.
China man : Emotion your stupid dumb head lah! Didn’t they had classified you as the worst people with unemotional feeling??? Ha..ha..ha..
As like those stupid A1 forummers and TV presenters who went on national TV to discuss this topic without understanding what other is implying. Let me teach you stupid Singaporeans what they meant when they rated you as unemotional country. They are saying that your country is having too many laws and the people are just following the laws blindly without any feelings of disgust and anger. Understand now! Stop talking stupid things when you do not understood others meaning. Be smart like the Dragon Clan but do not act smart lah.
Got it????
If you did not meet our demand, there shall be more industrial strikes from other sectors.
Reporter : Excuse me, China man. If you said Singaporeans are unemotional people. What do you think when you have drove the bus and killed Singaporeans on the roads??? Do you have any emotional guilt and sorrow for your act?
China man : Who asked them to instigate and provoked us?? They are means toward us and called us funny names.
Those passengers often criticized and scolded us rudely. They always think they are a class above us. But the true fact is that in our opinion, they are coward and stupid lot. They are lazy, dumb, slow at work, uncreative and no initiative. They can’t survive by themselves and always relied on their rulers for handouts and solutions.
Management : Cut off your dirty craps! Either you obey our laws or you pack and get lost to your own country.
You can do whatever you liked in China but not in Singapore. Understand!
Reporter : It seen that both of you are not going to compromise and come to an amicably agreement.
Like the Chinese saying : 因不了解而结合 ，但了解而分开 。
(they married becoz of trying to understand each other and they divorced becoz they understood too well of each other)
I think the best solution is to go each other separate way.
Again, like the Chinese saying : 世上没有不散的宴席.
( The banquet has to end and parting is inevitable )
And the time has came that we shall end this meeting.
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Dear Readers,
We hope you have plugged your ears near the window and heard their discussion.
Keep plug-in to our news reporting. At SPH (Si-Peh-Ho), we will let every stones turned and unveil the secret hidden in everyone’s heart and mind.
Thank you for staying with us.
Good nite.
Our reporter from The Straight Times is holding a meeting with the parties concern.
It is a closed-door discussion among them and no one is allowed to take a glance into the meeting room.
However, we are too smart to leave the window opened and let you hear the on-going discussion.
======================================================================
Reporter : China man, what is your grievances with the management? What made you went on strike?
China man : It is theirs fault. They treated us unfairly. We have been discriminated and under-paid .
We have brought up this matter to their attention but they just brushed us aside and take no heed of our dissatisfaction. They are a bunch of unqualified employers.
Management : You had signed a contract with us. You had to honor the term and rules laid out by us. This is the way we anyhow ruled as we liked.
Also, we took orders from the top rulers. They have keep reminding us it is the way we became 1st world class.
China man : 1st world class your stupid head. We ain’t Singaporeans and we will not succumb to your stupid dumb laws. All we are asking is to be treated fairly and just.
What kind of laws is it that we had to give 14 days notice before we go on strike?
Why should we seek union assistance or other outlets to solve our dispute with the company?
Isn’t it is the duty of the employer to give us an explanation and correct their wrongdoings by compensating us?
It is between us, the employees against the employer. It is an internal affair and nothing to do with outsiders.
Reporter : Sorry for the interruption. I thought the management have promised to get back to you within a week???
China man : Let me repeat myself again! I ain’t Singaporeans and I am not so stupid to be deceived by their way of managing people affairs. They have a bad habit of telling lies after lies to their people. We, China people knew too well of your country. Singaporeans are easily bully by the rulers but we are not that easily taken for a ride.
We are from China and we know you do not have the gut to touch us. You are just a small dot compared to my big and powerful country, you are nothing. Understand!
Management : You are uncooperative and impatient. We need time to feedback to the top rulers and wait for their order.
You are being too emotion.
China man : Emotion your stupid dumb head lah! Didn’t they had classified you as the worst people with unemotional feeling??? Ha..ha..ha..
As like those stupid A1 forummers and TV presenters who went on national TV to discuss this topic without understanding what other is implying. Let me teach you stupid Singaporeans what they meant when they rated you as unemotional country. They are saying that your country is having too many laws and the people are just following the laws blindly without any feelings of disgust and anger. Understand now! Stop talking stupid things when you do not understood others meaning. Be smart like the Dragon Clan but do not act smart lah.
Got it????
If you did not meet our demand, there shall be more industrial strikes from other sectors.
Reporter : Excuse me, China man. If you said Singaporeans are unemotional people. What do you think when you have drove the bus and killed Singaporeans on the roads??? Do you have any emotional guilt and sorrow for your act?
China man : Who asked them to instigate and provoked us?? They are means toward us and called us funny names.
Those passengers often criticized and scolded us rudely. They always think they are a class above us. But the true fact is that in our opinion, they are coward and stupid lot. They are lazy, dumb, slow at work, uncreative and no initiative. They can’t survive by themselves and always relied on their rulers for handouts and solutions.
Management : Cut off your dirty craps! Either you obey our laws or you pack and get lost to your own country.
You can do whatever you liked in China but not in Singapore. Understand!
Reporter : It seen that both of you are not going to compromise and come to an amicably agreement.
Like the Chinese saying : 因不了解而结合 ，但了解而分开 。
(they married becoz of trying to understand each other and they divorced becoz they understood too well of each other)
I think the best solution is to go each other separate way.
Again, like the Chinese saying : 世上没有不散的宴席.
( The banquet has to end and parting is inevitable )
And the time has came that we shall end this meeting.
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Dear Readers,
We hope you have plugged your ears near the window and heard their discussion.
Keep plug-in to our news reporting. At SPH (Si-Peh-Ho), we will let every stones turned and unveil the secret hidden in everyone’s heart and mind.
Thank you for staying with us.
Good nite.
The Straight Times: Dear Anxious Passengers,On behalf of those st...
The Straight Times: Dear Anxious Passengers,
On behalf of those st...: Dear Anxious Passengers, On behalf of those stupid, incapable, incompetent and unqualified management and rulers , we apologize for a...
On behalf of those st...: Dear Anxious Passengers, On behalf of those stupid, incapable, incompetent and unqualified management and rulers , we apologize for a...
Dear Anxious Passengers,
On behalf of those stupid, incapable, incompetent and unqualified management and rulers , we apologize for any inconvenience caused.
This industrial strike had been foreseen by many Singaporeans. In fact, millions of unhappy Singaporeans had voiced out their discontent to no avail. On the contrary, Singaporeans were told to embrace foreign workers .
For years, Singaporeans had to bear and live with those unreasonable FTs. Even to the extent, Singaporeans were constantly remaindered to be forgiving and understanding when they kernan sabotaged by FTs in their course of daily routine work.
We are wondering whether those stupid fool management and rulers set an good example by showing Singapore how they are going to embrace FTs and submit to their demand.
We hope they do a “walk and talk” and show how cowardice they are.
Please stay tune with The Straight Times and we will let those FTs dip the as8s of the stupid fool management and rulers.
Ha..ha..ha..
He..he..he..
Serve them “RIGHT”!
On behalf of those stupid, incapable, incompetent and unqualified management and rulers , we apologize for any inconvenience caused.
This industrial strike had been foreseen by many Singaporeans. In fact, millions of unhappy Singaporeans had voiced out their discontent to no avail. On the contrary, Singaporeans were told to embrace foreign workers .
For years, Singaporeans had to bear and live with those unreasonable FTs. Even to the extent, Singaporeans were constantly remaindered to be forgiving and understanding when they kernan sabotaged by FTs in their course of daily routine work.
We are wondering whether those stupid fool management and rulers set an good example by showing Singapore how they are going to embrace FTs and submit to their demand.
We hope they do a “walk and talk” and show how cowardice they are.
Please stay tune with The Straight Times and we will let those FTs dip the as8s of the stupid fool management and rulers.
Ha..ha..ha..
He..he..he..
Serve them “RIGHT”!
Sunday 28 October 2012
The Straight Times: Thousand apology.Please accept our apology for th...
The Straight Times: Thousand apology.
Please accept our apology for th...: Thousand apology. Please accept our apology for the delay. The Straight Times photographer has just finished taking a round with both stripp...
Please accept our apology for th...: Thousand apology. Please accept our apology for the delay. The Straight Times photographer has just finished taking a round with both stripp...
Thousand apology.
Please accept our apology for the delay.
The Straight Times photographer has just finished taking a round with both strippers, Alvin Tan & Vivian Lee.
We have intended to take a shot on Vivian Lee with our Champion Horse, Frankel.
Unfortunately, I have found that Vivian Lee’s opening isn’t that wide as we have thought.
We are afraid that further filming with our Champion Horse, Frankel could “pee-jia” ( tear apart) Vivian Lee’s opening.
Also, we did cancelled filming Alvin Tan with our Great Dane, Rough becoz we do not wish to let Rough, the Champion Dog to laugh until death when Rough has saw Alvin Tan’s “lan jiao” (penis).
Anyway isn’t we are here to listen to Alvin Tan’s explanation?
So! Let our reporter has a sparring round with Alvin Tan.
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Reporter : Hello! Alvin Tan. Your sexy blog has made you an over-night sensational porn star.
How do you feel and what is your message to the public?
Alvin Tan : Ha..ha..ha.. I am overwhelming by the responses from the public. But, I am disappointed with their mis-interpretation to our message.
Let me make my stand clear between Vivian Lee and me.
I did promised Vivian Lee that I will not take a cut from her business dealing with the porn industry.
As Vivian Lee had explained her purpose, I shall not elaborate further. I was trying to make public awareness of porn video online and I knew that there isn’t any laws that could prosecute online sex film. Also, it is a political motive targeted at the way the country is being governed. Co-incidentally, my surname is TAN who resembled someone of the highest standing. I needed a partner that complement with a another surname “LEE” . And, I chanced upon Vivian Lee who is so stupid to play along with my plan.
Do you think a husband will let his wife to strip in public?? I was just seizing her ignorance and materialism mind only. I will never take Vivian Lee as my steady girl friend and shall never take a thought of seriousness with our relationship. If a man has never take his study or career seriously but instead jeopardized his future will ever care to think of marriages or serious love relationship??
Reporter : I will not get entangled with both your personal affair. But, do you ever spare a thought for other?
In order to achieve your desires or political motive or ambition, you have hurt your parents and betrayed your friends? What rights do you think you have to criticize other when you, yourself did likewise?
Isn’t a thief trying to call other a thief?
Alvin Tan : I can’t think so far and I can’t care for all. As a man of great ambition, one shall have to sacrifice at all causes. I did put myself on task too.
Reporter : And what have that made you into??? What sort of result has you achieved with stripping and making love online?
Alvin Tan : There were many innocent victims who felt into online sex-chat or online forum or face-book. Beside, being swindled off thousands of dollars, extortion, bullied , some were sold as sex slaves. The parents are not taking any precaution while the government turn a blind eye on this problem. I am studying laws and there isn’t any way the laws can stop this problem.
I knew it will make me as a nasty guy. But, my message is very clear. What I wish to achieve are :
1) make awareness to all parents
2) get youths to be vigilante
3) a wake-up call for the government to do something
4) for the judiciary system to review laws
Reporter : And you had to did it in such despicable manner? Isn’t there are RIGHT WAY to send your message?
Alvin Lee : You see! The way I have did it is “1 STONE HIT 4 BIRDS”.
I knew that are many “RIGHT WAY. But, you have done it for example :
a) The Straight Times, whereby you are trying to put the record in the Right perspective and make simple for readers to understand.
b) Teaching of TONYHISM.
c) Through your blogs, and forum (Singapore My Beloved Country), there are many threads and good stuff to educate the public.
Pls log in : the-straight-times-t1245751.html
But, all your effort needed times to achieve the “RIGHT” result.
I can’t spent so much times and this matter needed urgency to due with.
Reporter : Do you ever heard of : ‘TO LEARN BAD, ONES NEED ONLY 3 DAYS. BUT, TO LEARN GOOD, ONES NEEDED 3 YEARS” .
( 学好三年 ， 学坏三天 . )
And to learn “RIGHT”, ones needed to practice TONYHISM TEACHING” throughout ones’ life-time.
You can’t just anyhow “humtan” or “tik-cum, tik-cum” (blindly hit or bet on luck), hoping that your act will changed in according to your dream. Why don’t you be patiently and complete your study in law. Then, give yourself a few years of true life experience in the real world before you decide the “RIGHT” course of action?
Alvin Tan : I can’t. That is all I could come-out with. Though I am reading laws but I have gradually lost faith in laws. I do not know how long I could sustained . Mentality, I am prepared to stop pursuing laws. The facts have shown to me that ones need not have to be a lawyer to be successful. Do you think lawyers that “FOUGHT IN COURT” and won are successful? No! Presently, lawyers do not wish to take cases and attending court sessions. There are many other easy way where they could be brokerage business dealing such as HDB contracts.
Do you think doctors is capable to cure patients?? They will fit numerous appointments with their patients but never or ever cure their sickness.
That is what going wrong with the education. People are becoming unscrupulously in their daily way of life. They studied for the sake of making money and not to fight for righteousness or save lives.
Reporter : And you are one of them too??? You are studying laws and you made used of it loopholes. You are given Asean scholarship but you repaid your savior with unkindness. You grown up and equipped with knowledge and you betrayed , Vivian Lee, your girl friend’s trust .
Lets be honest and sincere to yourself.
Recently, there were many foreigners who migrated to Singapore with jobs as PMET or free scholarships. And they, in turn, called Singaporeans “DOGS” or “CHEAPSKATE $50” like the way you did.
While some committed suicides by drowning or jumping down from flats. Do you think there is linkages to your action?
Alvin Lee : I knew I can’t hide from you. Yes! I did it partly due to revenge and rebellious. We, foreigners are being treated badly by Singaporeans. They always talked like “papaya” (proudly) and criticized us for destroying their family, took away their chance to enroll in local universities, swindled their money, robbing away their jobs and even accused us of dirtied the public and SMRT train. Some criticized our attires, some complained about the smell of our cooked food and many keep a distance apart becoz of our body odour.
My reaction is to tell to all Singaporeans that I do not appreciate their free Asean scholarship,. I do not wish to stay a single minute in their country. I am sick of the way they mistreated us. I want to take revenge.
Reporter : I think I have stripped you naked and tear you apart. I have dig out the devil hiding inside your naked body.
I do not think you are clever nor smart. I am puzzled and curious why Singapore Government offered free scholarship to such a idiot and dumb guy.
Ha..ha..ha..
He..he..he..
I did not see you as foreigner talents. You are not up to the benchmark of common people yet becoz you are as crazy as a monkey.
Please do not waste those precious clothes. I don’t think you can ever understand what is the purposes of clothing.
Go and ask your parents why do they have to dress you since you are born naked into this world.
If your parents do not know how to teach you or tell you the reason, you may ask them why are they naked in bed to ensure that you are brought to this world.
And if they can’t or they do not know what the hell you are coming into this world.
Then, you may ask them : “WHAT THE FUC*KING BUSINESS BOTH OF YOU ARE DOING????”
Understand???
Got it!!!!!
Please accept our apology for the delay.
The Straight Times photographer has just finished taking a round with both strippers, Alvin Tan & Vivian Lee.
- alvin1.jpg (7.68 KiB) Viewed 1 time
We have intended to take a shot on Vivian Lee with our Champion Horse, Frankel.
Unfortunately, I have found that Vivian Lee’s opening isn’t that wide as we have thought.
We are afraid that further filming with our Champion Horse, Frankel could “pee-jia” ( tear apart) Vivian Lee’s opening.
Also, we did cancelled filming Alvin Tan with our Great Dane, Rough becoz we do not wish to let Rough, the Champion Dog to laugh until death when Rough has saw Alvin Tan’s “lan jiao” (penis).
- alvin2.jpg (6.68 KiB) Viewed 1 time
Anyway isn’t we are here to listen to Alvin Tan’s explanation?
So! Let our reporter has a sparring round with Alvin Tan.
=====================================================================
Reporter : Hello! Alvin Tan. Your sexy blog has made you an over-night sensational porn star.
How do you feel and what is your message to the public?
Alvin Tan : Ha..ha..ha.. I am overwhelming by the responses from the public. But, I am disappointed with their mis-interpretation to our message.
Let me make my stand clear between Vivian Lee and me.
I did promised Vivian Lee that I will not take a cut from her business dealing with the porn industry.
As Vivian Lee had explained her purpose, I shall not elaborate further. I was trying to make public awareness of porn video online and I knew that there isn’t any laws that could prosecute online sex film. Also, it is a political motive targeted at the way the country is being governed. Co-incidentally, my surname is TAN who resembled someone of the highest standing. I needed a partner that complement with a another surname “LEE” . And, I chanced upon Vivian Lee who is so stupid to play along with my plan.
Do you think a husband will let his wife to strip in public?? I was just seizing her ignorance and materialism mind only. I will never take Vivian Lee as my steady girl friend and shall never take a thought of seriousness with our relationship. If a man has never take his study or career seriously but instead jeopardized his future will ever care to think of marriages or serious love relationship??
Reporter : I will not get entangled with both your personal affair. But, do you ever spare a thought for other?
In order to achieve your desires or political motive or ambition, you have hurt your parents and betrayed your friends? What rights do you think you have to criticize other when you, yourself did likewise?
Isn’t a thief trying to call other a thief?
Alvin Tan : I can’t think so far and I can’t care for all. As a man of great ambition, one shall have to sacrifice at all causes. I did put myself on task too.
Reporter : And what have that made you into??? What sort of result has you achieved with stripping and making love online?
Alvin Tan : There were many innocent victims who felt into online sex-chat or online forum or face-book. Beside, being swindled off thousands of dollars, extortion, bullied , some were sold as sex slaves. The parents are not taking any precaution while the government turn a blind eye on this problem. I am studying laws and there isn’t any way the laws can stop this problem.
I knew it will make me as a nasty guy. But, my message is very clear. What I wish to achieve are :
1) make awareness to all parents
2) get youths to be vigilante
3) a wake-up call for the government to do something
4) for the judiciary system to review laws
Reporter : And you had to did it in such despicable manner? Isn’t there are RIGHT WAY to send your message?
Alvin Lee : You see! The way I have did it is “1 STONE HIT 4 BIRDS”.
I knew that are many “RIGHT WAY. But, you have done it for example :
a) The Straight Times, whereby you are trying to put the record in the Right perspective and make simple for readers to understand.
b) Teaching of TONYHISM.
c) Through your blogs, and forum (Singapore My Beloved Country), there are many threads and good stuff to educate the public.
Pls log in : the-straight-times-t1245751.html
But, all your effort needed times to achieve the “RIGHT” result.
I can’t spent so much times and this matter needed urgency to due with.
Reporter : Do you ever heard of : ‘TO LEARN BAD, ONES NEED ONLY 3 DAYS. BUT, TO LEARN GOOD, ONES NEEDED 3 YEARS” .
( 学好三年 ， 学坏三天 . )
And to learn “RIGHT”, ones needed to practice TONYHISM TEACHING” throughout ones’ life-time.
You can’t just anyhow “humtan” or “tik-cum, tik-cum” (blindly hit or bet on luck), hoping that your act will changed in according to your dream. Why don’t you be patiently and complete your study in law. Then, give yourself a few years of true life experience in the real world before you decide the “RIGHT” course of action?
Alvin Tan : I can’t. That is all I could come-out with. Though I am reading laws but I have gradually lost faith in laws. I do not know how long I could sustained . Mentality, I am prepared to stop pursuing laws. The facts have shown to me that ones need not have to be a lawyer to be successful. Do you think lawyers that “FOUGHT IN COURT” and won are successful? No! Presently, lawyers do not wish to take cases and attending court sessions. There are many other easy way where they could be brokerage business dealing such as HDB contracts.
Do you think doctors is capable to cure patients?? They will fit numerous appointments with their patients but never or ever cure their sickness.
That is what going wrong with the education. People are becoming unscrupulously in their daily way of life. They studied for the sake of making money and not to fight for righteousness or save lives.
Reporter : And you are one of them too??? You are studying laws and you made used of it loopholes. You are given Asean scholarship but you repaid your savior with unkindness. You grown up and equipped with knowledge and you betrayed , Vivian Lee, your girl friend’s trust .
Lets be honest and sincere to yourself.
Recently, there were many foreigners who migrated to Singapore with jobs as PMET or free scholarships. And they, in turn, called Singaporeans “DOGS” or “CHEAPSKATE $50” like the way you did.
While some committed suicides by drowning or jumping down from flats. Do you think there is linkages to your action?
Alvin Lee : I knew I can’t hide from you. Yes! I did it partly due to revenge and rebellious. We, foreigners are being treated badly by Singaporeans. They always talked like “papaya” (proudly) and criticized us for destroying their family, took away their chance to enroll in local universities, swindled their money, robbing away their jobs and even accused us of dirtied the public and SMRT train. Some criticized our attires, some complained about the smell of our cooked food and many keep a distance apart becoz of our body odour.
My reaction is to tell to all Singaporeans that I do not appreciate their free Asean scholarship,. I do not wish to stay a single minute in their country. I am sick of the way they mistreated us. I want to take revenge.
Reporter : I think I have stripped you naked and tear you apart. I have dig out the devil hiding inside your naked body.
I do not think you are clever nor smart. I am puzzled and curious why Singapore Government offered free scholarship to such a idiot and dumb guy.
Ha..ha..ha..
He..he..he..
I did not see you as foreigner talents. You are not up to the benchmark of common people yet becoz you are as crazy as a monkey.
Please do not waste those precious clothes. I don’t think you can ever understand what is the purposes of clothing.
Go and ask your parents why do they have to dress you since you are born naked into this world.
If your parents do not know how to teach you or tell you the reason, you may ask them why are they naked in bed to ensure that you are brought to this world.
And if they can’t or they do not know what the hell you are coming into this world.
Then, you may ask them : “WHAT THE FUC*KING BUSINESS BOTH OF YOU ARE DOING????”
Understand???
Got it!!!!!
Friday 26 October 2012
Explosive news.
Bared for all.
Nude for everyone to enjoy.
Naked for the causes of self-fulfillment.
Clarification to cover back their nudity.
Explanation in hope of re-claiming their soul.
My dearest readers,
SPH (Si-Peh-Ho) has bought to you a online conversation with the couple in "HOT SOUP", Alex Tan and Vivian Lee.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpVCpXff ... r_embedded
Stay tune for The Straight Times news when our reporter will conduct a live interview with both "STUPID FOOL" children, Alex Tan and Vivian Lee.
Bared for all.
Nude for everyone to enjoy.
Naked for the causes of self-fulfillment.
Clarification to cover back their nudity.
Explanation in hope of re-claiming their soul.
My dearest readers,
SPH (Si-Peh-Ho) has bought to you a online conversation with the couple in "HOT SOUP", Alex Tan and Vivian Lee.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpVCpXff ... r_embedded
Stay tune for The Straight Times news when our reporter will conduct a live interview with both "STUPID FOOL" children, Alex Tan and Vivian Lee.
Ladies & Gentlemen,
Welcome to SPH (Si-Peh-Ho).
Our reporter from The Straight Time is going to strip off Alvin Tan & Vivian Lee naked for public viewing.
Grab a cup of Kopi “O’ and have your camera on stand-by.
Who know???
Both strippers may mistook the reporter’s microphone as a “sex vibrator” or his “tua kee lan” (penis).
Anyway, we promised that our reporter shall poke, jack, pump both strippers till they confess their indecency.
===============================================================================
Reporter : Hi! Alvin Tan & Vivian Lee. I am glad both of you have decided to attend this dialogue. However, I am disappointed that both of you are fully clothed. I believe you must had missed out on my invitation message that you are to come here indecent obsession with informal & minimum attires. Preferably, naked or with G-string only.
Vivian Tan : We did not misread your message. We were hilarious when our mind thought of you joining us. Unfortunately, our parents forbidden us to have Threesome. Please do not mistaken. Though I did opened for Alvin Tan but I am not trans-sexual. I will lost my mind when it come to mutli-sex partners.
Reporter : So??? Your parent disallowed trans-sexual but they have no objection for you to displayed sex online!!!!?????
What sort of parenting values had your parents imparted to you?? Are they “OPEN MINDED” like you when sex is concerned but “CLOSED-MINDED” when it involved trans-sexual??
Vivian Lee : No lah…. Do not blamed my parents lah. I did it behind theirs back lah. You can put the blame on other parents who never monitoring their kids online lah. They are the one who have lacked of parenting values to allowed their kids watched our blog lah.
Reporter : And what are you trying to proved??
Vivian Lee : You see, I struck a deal with Alvin Tan when he proposed the idea to me. He will never take a cut from my contract with the media or porn industry knocking at my door should I became famous. As you must have saw my bared body, I am sexy with a slender figure, and big breasts. Do you know something? Always, I do grooming and trimming on my hairy private parts to erode men’s natural urge. In fact, I must thank my parents for “GIVEN” me such an attractive body. I do not want to waste this “BLOOMING PERIOD” once in a life-time. I shall take every opportunities to use my beautiful body as a trade for money. Just like that IT sale-charbor, Cecelia (contract for cumming and sucking).
Reporter : Yes, full credit must go to your parents to have “GIVEN” lives to you. And you did it so “BEAUTIFULLY” to repay filial piety in such a manner to your parents.
Let me provide you some valuable tips. You may spend more time logging into my newly launched forum, Singapore My Beloved Country : index.php
There are a few thread that teaches “FACIAL READING” & “FENG SHUI” as well as “TONYHISM TEACHINGS”. You need not have to bared naked for me to watch your body. Through your facial reading, I could easily read your future, how deep and wide is your virginal tunnel, and are you a horny type.
Vivian Lee : OMG! You mean you can read me “INSIDE OUT”????
How am I going to deceive people with my sexy body???
Could you promise to keep it a secret ???
Reporter : Sure!
You have to excuse me. I am going to have a conversation with Alvin Tan.
Be my guest and feel free to strip.
Just in case I have held up Alvin Tan for too long. Let me know in advance when you are horny.
I have Frankel, a Champion Horse and Rough, a Great Dane Championship Dog on stand-by for you.
I guaranteed you with never be disappointed coz their penis are 10 times the size of Alvin Tan one.
Vivian Lee : Thank you. You are such a considerate guy. I love you and yours.
=============================================================================
Dear readers,
We are going for an interval .
Please stay tuning . Shall be back soon.
Welcome to SPH (Si-Peh-Ho).
Our reporter from The Straight Time is going to strip off Alvin Tan & Vivian Lee naked for public viewing.
Grab a cup of Kopi “O’ and have your camera on stand-by.
Who know???
Both strippers may mistook the reporter’s microphone as a “sex vibrator” or his “tua kee lan” (penis).
Anyway, we promised that our reporter shall poke, jack, pump both strippers till they confess their indecency.
===============================================================================
Reporter : Hi! Alvin Tan & Vivian Lee. I am glad both of you have decided to attend this dialogue. However, I am disappointed that both of you are fully clothed. I believe you must had missed out on my invitation message that you are to come here indecent obsession with informal & minimum attires. Preferably, naked or with G-string only.
Vivian Tan : We did not misread your message. We were hilarious when our mind thought of you joining us. Unfortunately, our parents forbidden us to have Threesome. Please do not mistaken. Though I did opened for Alvin Tan but I am not trans-sexual. I will lost my mind when it come to mutli-sex partners.
Reporter : So??? Your parent disallowed trans-sexual but they have no objection for you to displayed sex online!!!!?????
What sort of parenting values had your parents imparted to you?? Are they “OPEN MINDED” like you when sex is concerned but “CLOSED-MINDED” when it involved trans-sexual??
Vivian Lee : No lah…. Do not blamed my parents lah. I did it behind theirs back lah. You can put the blame on other parents who never monitoring their kids online lah. They are the one who have lacked of parenting values to allowed their kids watched our blog lah.
Reporter : And what are you trying to proved??
Vivian Lee : You see, I struck a deal with Alvin Tan when he proposed the idea to me. He will never take a cut from my contract with the media or porn industry knocking at my door should I became famous. As you must have saw my bared body, I am sexy with a slender figure, and big breasts. Do you know something? Always, I do grooming and trimming on my hairy private parts to erode men’s natural urge. In fact, I must thank my parents for “GIVEN” me such an attractive body. I do not want to waste this “BLOOMING PERIOD” once in a life-time. I shall take every opportunities to use my beautiful body as a trade for money. Just like that IT sale-charbor, Cecelia (contract for cumming and sucking).
Reporter : Yes, full credit must go to your parents to have “GIVEN” lives to you. And you did it so “BEAUTIFULLY” to repay filial piety in such a manner to your parents.
Let me provide you some valuable tips. You may spend more time logging into my newly launched forum, Singapore My Beloved Country : index.php
There are a few thread that teaches “FACIAL READING” & “FENG SHUI” as well as “TONYHISM TEACHINGS”. You need not have to bared naked for me to watch your body. Through your facial reading, I could easily read your future, how deep and wide is your virginal tunnel, and are you a horny type.
Vivian Lee : OMG! You mean you can read me “INSIDE OUT”????
How am I going to deceive people with my sexy body???
Could you promise to keep it a secret ???
Reporter : Sure!
You have to excuse me. I am going to have a conversation with Alvin Tan.
Be my guest and feel free to strip.
Just in case I have held up Alvin Tan for too long. Let me know in advance when you are horny.
I have Frankel, a Champion Horse and Rough, a Great Dane Championship Dog on stand-by for you.
I guaranteed you with never be disappointed coz their penis are 10 times the size of Alvin Tan one.
Vivian Lee : Thank you. You are such a considerate guy. I love you and yours.
=============================================================================
Dear readers,
We are going for an interval .
Please stay tuning . Shall be back soon.
Sunday 21 October 2012
The Straight Times: The Clash of Journalism.OMG!My dearest readers...
The Straight Times: The Clash of Journalism.
OMG!
My dearest readers...: The Clash of Journalism. OMG! My dearest readers, You wouldn’t want to miss a single piece of action in the “CLASH OF JOURNALISM” be...
OMG!
My dearest readers...: The Clash of Journalism. OMG! My dearest readers, You wouldn’t want to miss a single piece of action in the “CLASH OF JOURNALISM” be...
The Clash of Journalism.
OMG!
My dearest readers,
You wouldn’t want to miss a single piece of action in the “CLASH OF JOURNALISM” between former editor of ST against the newly founded intelligent reporter from “THE STRAIGHT TIMES”.
Let SPH (Si-Peh-Ho) take you to SPH auditorium for a show-down of superiority and intellectually debate.
====================================================================
Reporter : Mr Cheong, you are an EX-ST editor and your have published a book , “ON BETRAYAL” MARKERS recently. Why do you need to write a book “On Betrayal” markers? What is your intention of doing it?
Do you think you have drawn your lines to the extreme end of the newspapers with your own markers?
Mr Cheong : Let me explain.
Being an editor under the control and influences of a single political party government, I have to sail and stir my ship in according to the direction of the wind and waves. I can’t and I was helpless to fight for “JUSTICE’ & “TRANSPARENCY” in my reports. I knew I had made a blunder during my days as journalist and editor.
I have misled the public’s opinion and damaged the people’s mindset. It will take another 2 generations to re-educate the people in the “RIGHT” perspective. Therefore, I have decided to write this book as a clarification and hoping to substitute what ever I had missed out in my reports. This book shall bring readers to the in-sight of back-stage. It will explain on how I had penned my markers lines.
Reporter : Lies! It all lies! Till today, you have never repent. You wrote this book to cover your habitual lies. To cleansed your sins by covering another useless lies.
You have failed the people of Singapore and you have failed yourself as a editor.
Let me help you to clarify by giving an example illustration.
You told the public that you are going to Orchard Rd in your report. But you have never tell them why you went to Orchard Rd and what you have found in Orchard Rd.
After your retirement from ST, you felt you have short-changed the public and you are hoping to cleanse your sins before you lied in the graveyard. With this book, you are hoping that the future generation will never misunderstood you and curse you.
Sadly and unfortunately, a habitual liar will forever never mend his way.
In your book, you told of a story how you travelled by taxi to Orchard Rd and along your journey in the taxi, you wrote those scenery into your book just to beautify it.
Till now, you have never and would not tell the public why you went to Orchard Rd and the things and events you have discovered in Orchard Rd.
Mr Cheong : Come on lah! What you expect me to do?? To bare all to the public? What good will that bring to me?
Nothing! But, just as the Bishop, I will be terminated and lost my livelihood. That is the truth and that is the wrong way Singapore is governed. Why do you want to picked on me when everyone is doing the wrong way in their course of work.
I am just telling a half incomplete story to the public. I have never lied to the public. They must be matured to read in between my markers lines.
Yes! You have dig out half of my intention that I am trying to cleanse my sins. The other half is that I could make some money from my publication. Do not tell me that it is immoral. Everyone is harboring such thoughts and many have swindled lot of money with such trick.
Reporter : If you chose to flow with the flock of feathers. Please, do not try to explain.
If you have never valued moral and refused to uphold integrity. Please do not try to cover-up.
Understand???
You have to excuse me coz I do not want to spend any more minute with a person who never understand Tonyhism teaching. It seen to me that 道不相同 between you and me. We shall leave it becoz 道义在人心 and let the public decide.
OMG!
My dearest readers,
You wouldn’t want to miss a single piece of action in the “CLASH OF JOURNALISM” between former editor of ST against the newly founded intelligent reporter from “THE STRAIGHT TIMES”.
Let SPH (Si-Peh-Ho) take you to SPH auditorium for a show-down of superiority and intellectually debate.
====================================================================
Reporter : Mr Cheong, you are an EX-ST editor and your have published a book , “ON BETRAYAL” MARKERS recently. Why do you need to write a book “On Betrayal” markers? What is your intention of doing it?
Do you think you have drawn your lines to the extreme end of the newspapers with your own markers?
Mr Cheong : Let me explain.
Being an editor under the control and influences of a single political party government, I have to sail and stir my ship in according to the direction of the wind and waves. I can’t and I was helpless to fight for “JUSTICE’ & “TRANSPARENCY” in my reports. I knew I had made a blunder during my days as journalist and editor.
I have misled the public’s opinion and damaged the people’s mindset. It will take another 2 generations to re-educate the people in the “RIGHT” perspective. Therefore, I have decided to write this book as a clarification and hoping to substitute what ever I had missed out in my reports. This book shall bring readers to the in-sight of back-stage. It will explain on how I had penned my markers lines.
Reporter : Lies! It all lies! Till today, you have never repent. You wrote this book to cover your habitual lies. To cleansed your sins by covering another useless lies.
You have failed the people of Singapore and you have failed yourself as a editor.
Let me help you to clarify by giving an example illustration.
You told the public that you are going to Orchard Rd in your report. But you have never tell them why you went to Orchard Rd and what you have found in Orchard Rd.
After your retirement from ST, you felt you have short-changed the public and you are hoping to cleanse your sins before you lied in the graveyard. With this book, you are hoping that the future generation will never misunderstood you and curse you.
Sadly and unfortunately, a habitual liar will forever never mend his way.
In your book, you told of a story how you travelled by taxi to Orchard Rd and along your journey in the taxi, you wrote those scenery into your book just to beautify it.
Till now, you have never and would not tell the public why you went to Orchard Rd and the things and events you have discovered in Orchard Rd.
Mr Cheong : Come on lah! What you expect me to do?? To bare all to the public? What good will that bring to me?
Nothing! But, just as the Bishop, I will be terminated and lost my livelihood. That is the truth and that is the wrong way Singapore is governed. Why do you want to picked on me when everyone is doing the wrong way in their course of work.
I am just telling a half incomplete story to the public. I have never lied to the public. They must be matured to read in between my markers lines.
Yes! You have dig out half of my intention that I am trying to cleanse my sins. The other half is that I could make some money from my publication. Do not tell me that it is immoral. Everyone is harboring such thoughts and many have swindled lot of money with such trick.
Reporter : If you chose to flow with the flock of feathers. Please, do not try to explain.
If you have never valued moral and refused to uphold integrity. Please do not try to cover-up.
Understand???
You have to excuse me coz I do not want to spend any more minute with a person who never understand Tonyhism teaching. It seen to me that 道不相同 between you and me. We shall leave it becoz 道义在人心 and let the public decide.
Saturday 20 October 2012
The Straight Times: Dear readers,Recent saga involved politics and ...
The Straight Times: Dear readers,
Recent saga involved politics and ...: Dear readers, Recent saga involved politics and religions have took headlines news in Singapore. This issue was brought up in parliament f...
Recent saga involved politics and ...: Dear readers, Recent saga involved politics and religions have took headlines news in Singapore. This issue was brought up in parliament f...
Dear readers,
Recent saga involved politics and religions have took headlines news in Singapore.
This issue was brought up in parliament for debate too.
Painstaking, our reporter is able to convince Ah Be Soh to grant us an interview.
Let us in SPH (Si-Peh-Ho) bring you to our “Tea and chit-chat session”.
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Reporter : Ah Be Soh, your interference with politics had caught headlines in every newspapers front page.
I am grateful for your contribution for helping “THE STRAIGHT TIMES”to be the number 1 best seller.
Ah Be Soh : It is my pleasure to help everyone, especially your newspaper, “THE STRAIGHT TIMES.”
I don’t think my interference is inappropriate becoz we are talking about “LIFE & DEATH”.
I was trying to put across my personal opinion and I think it is inevitably that such issue have hit the judiciary system badly. But, then again, beside religions, judiciary system must be an independent sovereignty. It is clearly stated in our constitution . The SG govt should not get involved. Let me get the record “STRAIGHT AND CORRECT”. It is the SG govt which interfered and mixed politics with religions and judiciary system. I have never and would never want to be involved in politics. I was supporting the abolishment of “DEATH” sentence only.
Reporter : I think you got a “RIGHT” point here. But what happened when DPM invited you for discussion on this issue? Did you kernan (got) :
Teo Kang (got scolding)
Teo Too ( kernan poked and jacked)
Teo Shuang (received sarcastic remarks)
Teo Cheng (kernan insulted) ???????????????
Ah Be Soh : No lah…… Though DPM was the head of Military Force. But, I doubt he knew to operate those sophisticated mass weapons of destruction lah. I don’t think he is capable of holding his own “GUN” straight lah.
Reporter : Wow! Wow! Wow! The head of religion cult is showing his color. Btw, why are you wearing all “WHITE” everyday??
Ah Be Soh : Let me explain to you the different of “ALL WHITE”. Unlike that “THUNDERING” party who wear “HALF WHITE & HALF BLACK”, I am clean and clear from top to bottom.
Reporter : Is that what you think of yourself??? Let me ask a few questions.
Being the head of your religion cult,
1) What have you achieved to unify your followers and preach peace and harmony?
2) What did your followers understand about compassion and kindness toward other religions?
3) Why are there so many sins committed by your followers?
4 Why are your followers building an enclosure business community among themselves?
5) Why are there so many religious people involved in politics?
6) Why are your followers joining gang parties in General Election?
7) Why are your religion cult creating “CONSTITUTION” for the churches?
8) Do you intend to set up your own COURT and LAWS ????
9) Is your intention to build a “KINGDOM OF CRY”??????????
Answer me! Answer me right-away! Answer to me honestly from your heart and not through SATAN.
Ah Be Soh : Ah….a….ah...a….. You are definitely intelligent and read the ground well. You are smart than SG Govt. You are a tough guy and capable to govern our country into the “RIGHT” path.
Pardon me for my mis-management. As the head of a cult, I could only preach and persuade my followers. But, I have no “RIGHT” and “POWER” to control them. I knew they have gone wild in their conduct and manner. But, there is no way I could punish them. Being a Ah Be Soh, I need able people such as priests to assist and carry out the job.
But, some have turned into gays while other break out from my beliefs and formed their own cult.
Yes! The whole organization is in disarray such as the “KONG HE FATT CHOY” from “HARVESTING MONEY”.
Please forgive me and tell the LORD to pardon me. Please…….!
Reporter : On account of your repentance and the LORD has mercy. I shall pray for you.
Thank you for your presence and honest comments.
May the LORD bless you.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
I believe you have not been short change by our “THE STRAIGHT TIMES” report unlike some newspaper from the “STRAITS OF NO RIVER” who had wrote a book to explain their wrong-doing and distorted news reports.
Ha..ha..ha..
He..he..he..
Ha..ha..ha..
Recent saga involved politics and religions have took headlines news in Singapore.
This issue was brought up in parliament for debate too.
Painstaking, our reporter is able to convince Ah Be Soh to grant us an interview.
Let us in SPH (Si-Peh-Ho) bring you to our “Tea and chit-chat session”.
=================================================================
Reporter : Ah Be Soh, your interference with politics had caught headlines in every newspapers front page.
I am grateful for your contribution for helping “THE STRAIGHT TIMES”to be the number 1 best seller.
Ah Be Soh : It is my pleasure to help everyone, especially your newspaper, “THE STRAIGHT TIMES.”
I don’t think my interference is inappropriate becoz we are talking about “LIFE & DEATH”.
I was trying to put across my personal opinion and I think it is inevitably that such issue have hit the judiciary system badly. But, then again, beside religions, judiciary system must be an independent sovereignty. It is clearly stated in our constitution . The SG govt should not get involved. Let me get the record “STRAIGHT AND CORRECT”. It is the SG govt which interfered and mixed politics with religions and judiciary system. I have never and would never want to be involved in politics. I was supporting the abolishment of “DEATH” sentence only.
Reporter : I think you got a “RIGHT” point here. But what happened when DPM invited you for discussion on this issue? Did you kernan (got) :
Teo Kang (got scolding)
Teo Too ( kernan poked and jacked)
Teo Shuang (received sarcastic remarks)
Teo Cheng (kernan insulted) ???????????????
Ah Be Soh : No lah…… Though DPM was the head of Military Force. But, I doubt he knew to operate those sophisticated mass weapons of destruction lah. I don’t think he is capable of holding his own “GUN” straight lah.
Reporter : Wow! Wow! Wow! The head of religion cult is showing his color. Btw, why are you wearing all “WHITE” everyday??
Ah Be Soh : Let me explain to you the different of “ALL WHITE”. Unlike that “THUNDERING” party who wear “HALF WHITE & HALF BLACK”, I am clean and clear from top to bottom.
Reporter : Is that what you think of yourself??? Let me ask a few questions.
Being the head of your religion cult,
1) What have you achieved to unify your followers and preach peace and harmony?
2) What did your followers understand about compassion and kindness toward other religions?
3) Why are there so many sins committed by your followers?
4 Why are your followers building an enclosure business community among themselves?
5) Why are there so many religious people involved in politics?
6) Why are your followers joining gang parties in General Election?
7) Why are your religion cult creating “CONSTITUTION” for the churches?
8) Do you intend to set up your own COURT and LAWS ????
9) Is your intention to build a “KINGDOM OF CRY”??????????
Answer me! Answer me right-away! Answer to me honestly from your heart and not through SATAN.
Ah Be Soh : Ah….a….ah...a….. You are definitely intelligent and read the ground well. You are smart than SG Govt. You are a tough guy and capable to govern our country into the “RIGHT” path.
Pardon me for my mis-management. As the head of a cult, I could only preach and persuade my followers. But, I have no “RIGHT” and “POWER” to control them. I knew they have gone wild in their conduct and manner. But, there is no way I could punish them. Being a Ah Be Soh, I need able people such as priests to assist and carry out the job.
But, some have turned into gays while other break out from my beliefs and formed their own cult.
Yes! The whole organization is in disarray such as the “KONG HE FATT CHOY” from “HARVESTING MONEY”.
Please forgive me and tell the LORD to pardon me. Please…….!
Reporter : On account of your repentance and the LORD has mercy. I shall pray for you.
Thank you for your presence and honest comments.
May the LORD bless you.
================================================================
Ladies and gentlemen,
I believe you have not been short change by our “THE STRAIGHT TIMES” report unlike some newspaper from the “STRAITS OF NO RIVER” who had wrote a book to explain their wrong-doing and distorted news reports.
Ha..ha..ha..
He..he..he..
Ha..ha..ha..
Friday 12 October 2012
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Sunday 30 September 2012
The Straight Times: Sex Scandal ( The wife's comment)
The Straight Times: Sex Scandal ( The wife's comment): Dear Readers, Welcome back! You are "IN" for good stuff. Our reporter is at the Courtyard conducting a "LIVE" interviewing with the defe...
Sex Scandal ( The wife's comment)
Dear Readers,
Welcome back!
You are "IN" for good stuff. Our reporter is at the Courtyard conducting a "LIVE" interviewing with the defendant's wife. The Straight Times will bring you to the scene for more detail.
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Reporter : Excuse me, Mrs Ng, can I address you as Color Wolf's wife?
Color Wolf's wife : Go ahead! Called whatever names you liked. Afterall, there isn't anymore shameful thing to be hide.
Reporter : I am curious how would you able to tolerate and even accompanied your husband "IN" & "OUT" of the court room? Are you human? Don't you felt angry and sad to hear all those nasty sex activities your husband was having with different charbors (women)?
Color Wolf's wife : Of course I am hurted! Being his wife, I wish I could fufill his desire. But, take a look! My mouth is so small. How could I do those "IN & OUT" like cumm*ing and sucking? I afraid my teeth could scrap his lan jian stick (penis).
Reporter : Besides fulfilling your duty as a wife, don't you monitor and check on your husband behaviour?
Color Wolf's wife : Successful and powerful men disliked being control by wives. Though, I knew my husband frequently received calls and MSM after midnight and he will usually bring his handphone to the toilet, but I tend to imagine that it were all about his line of works. Being a top servants, he will have to abide by the code of conduct.
Reporter : Can I take that you have full faith and trusted your husband?
Color Wolf's wife : What do you expect for a woman? He have brought back "bread & butter" to this house and brought me to oversea vacation every year. Every month, he will give me household expenditure.
That is what every women's wish to have a sense of security.
Reporter : How about moral ? How about righteousness? How about marriage vow? How about family's values? Don't you care?
Color Wolf's wife : Oh! Stop asking me all those non-sense. Don't you know that ever since Adam & Eve, women have never practices nor treasure such moral teachings? In ancient time, women were forbidden to attend school for reason due to our nature. We are sinful and we are guilty to bring more sins to this world. Women can't control their emotion; temperament, anger, thoughts and feelings of love. What do you expect women can do to take care of her family's affair? We just search for any men who are willing to provide comfort, security and finance to make our lives easily.
I got everything that other women have for being a faithful wife, but I never thought that my husband has a urge for "MOUTH".
Reporter : Thank you for being so truthful and honest. I hope you will be blessed with GOOD LUCK.
It is not your fault but a lesson for your husband and many other "LOOSE" charbors(women) to learn and change.
Goodbye and take care.
Welcome back!
You are "IN" for good stuff. Our reporter is at the Courtyard conducting a "LIVE" interviewing with the defendant's wife. The Straight Times will bring you to the scene for more detail.
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Reporter : Excuse me, Mrs Ng, can I address you as Color Wolf's wife?
Color Wolf's wife : Go ahead! Called whatever names you liked. Afterall, there isn't anymore shameful thing to be hide.
Reporter : I am curious how would you able to tolerate and even accompanied your husband "IN" & "OUT" of the court room? Are you human? Don't you felt angry and sad to hear all those nasty sex activities your husband was having with different charbors (women)?
Color Wolf's wife : Of course I am hurted! Being his wife, I wish I could fufill his desire. But, take a look! My mouth is so small. How could I do those "IN & OUT" like cumm*ing and sucking? I afraid my teeth could scrap his lan jian stick (penis).
Reporter : Besides fulfilling your duty as a wife, don't you monitor and check on your husband behaviour?
Color Wolf's wife : Successful and powerful men disliked being control by wives. Though, I knew my husband frequently received calls and MSM after midnight and he will usually bring his handphone to the toilet, but I tend to imagine that it were all about his line of works. Being a top servants, he will have to abide by the code of conduct.
Reporter : Can I take that you have full faith and trusted your husband?
Color Wolf's wife : What do you expect for a woman? He have brought back "bread & butter" to this house and brought me to oversea vacation every year. Every month, he will give me household expenditure.
That is what every women's wish to have a sense of security.
Reporter : How about moral ? How about righteousness? How about marriage vow? How about family's values? Don't you care?
Color Wolf's wife : Oh! Stop asking me all those non-sense. Don't you know that ever since Adam & Eve, women have never practices nor treasure such moral teachings? In ancient time, women were forbidden to attend school for reason due to our nature. We are sinful and we are guilty to bring more sins to this world. Women can't control their emotion; temperament, anger, thoughts and feelings of love. What do you expect women can do to take care of her family's affair? We just search for any men who are willing to provide comfort, security and finance to make our lives easily.
I got everything that other women have for being a faithful wife, but I never thought that my husband has a urge for "MOUTH".
Reporter : Thank you for being so truthful and honest. I hope you will be blessed with GOOD LUCK.
It is not your fault but a lesson for your husband and many other "LOOSE" charbors(women) to learn and change.
Goodbye and take care.
Thursday 27 September 2012
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Sunday 23 September 2012
The Straight Times: Good News! Wonderful News!You are cordially invi...
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Saturday 22 September 2012
The Straight Times: Please Mr. Postman
The Straight Times: Please Mr. Postman: Dear Readers, Is the Postman delivered the letter to the wrong address? Or Is the Postman delivered someone's letter to the wrong pers...
The Straight Times: Please Mr. Postman
The Straight Times: Please Mr. Postman: Dear Readers, Is the Postman delivered the letter to the wrong address? Or Is the Postman delivered someone's letter to the wrong pers...
Please Mr. Postman
Dear Readers,
Is the Postman delivered the letter to the wrong address?
Or
Is the Postman delivered someone's letter to the wrong person?
At SPH (Si-Peh-Ho) , we have sent out our reporters to investigate all parties concern.
Please grab a copy online "THE STRAIGHT TIMES" at no extra cost.
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Reporter : Excuse me, 阿Ｂ说
Have the Postman delivered your letter to the RIGHT address and RIGHT person?
阿Ｂ说 : The Postman had delivered to the RIGHT address and RIGHT person lah.
Reporter : Why do you have a change of mind to retrieve back the letter? Is there someone threatening you??
阿Ｂ说 : No lah, After soul-searching and self-reflection, I realised it is inappropriate to interfere with politcs lah.
Reporter : Do you mean that it is your practice to draft letter without given a thought?
阿Ｂ说 : At that moment, my thought was Jesus suffered at the CROSS ( + ) without given a fair trial. Therefore, everyone must be given a fair trial before he is being imprisoned.
But! After self-reflection, I came to my senses that history cannot be reverted and I do not wish to impeach others.
Reporter : Can I take it that you have no faith in yourself as well as to others?
阿Ｂ说 : Aiyah! Please stop asking me lah. You know hor?? I am very confused lah.
Reporter : In this case, let me turn to the receipent of the letter, FUNCTION HALL.
Why must your group get 阿Ｂ说 involved? Don't you know that it is unethical to involve religions against politcs?
Function Hall : We have never demand nor threatened 阿Ｂ说 to draft the letter. He is a willing party. Also, which country does not get religions involved in politcs? Take a few example, the middle east countries created riot with full support from their religion. Take a look at China, the "FALUKONG" and Burma , Thailand and South Korea. The monks took to the streets and pour kerosine to themselves before setting themsleves with fire. It is the only way that we can get the govt to change and abolish the ISA.
Reporter : Please think carefully. Those countries that you had mentioned are ruled by RELIGIONS.
Do you want our country to rule by a single religion?
Function Hall : Why not! It is ideally to push forward our mighty faith.
Reporter : You can keep whatever faith you liked but do not force it on others. Everyone has a RIGHTs to practice their faith. This is the most basic human rights we have to respect others.
Understand! You fight as fierce as a tiger and as honourable as a gentleman.
Function Hall : How to fight when the govt keep shifting the goal-post?
Reporter : If you do not know the RIGHT ways, what made you so sure to fight for justice?
If I have to teach you this simple RIGHT way, then , you are not qualified to lead the people.
Got it!!!
Enough of bullshitting, I have to take leave to cover other story.
Goodbye.
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Tuesday 11 September 2012
The Straight Times: The Sequence of "SIngapore Conversation"
The Straight Times: The Sequence of "SIngapore Conversation": Welcome back my dear readers, Let resume "Singapore Conversation" dialogue with our panel of "Talking Cock" members with our most dis...
The Sequence of "SIngapore Conversation"
Welcome back my dear readers,
Let resume "Singapore Conversation" dialogue with our panel of "Talking Cock" members with our most distinguished guest of honour, Streetsmartfighter, shooting down each and every members with his smart and intelligent questions.
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Reporter : Streetsmartfighter, congratulation! You have knocked down 2 members, The Banker and The Part-time Actress. Your next target is a Taxi-driver, Mr. Teo.
Streetsmartfighter : Mr Teo, Taxi-driver cum secretary of Taxi Association, I have overheard that you are worrying about COE (certificate of entiltlement) price could go up to $200,000.
Taxi-driver : Yes! I am here to voice up on behalf of taxi operators that the COE price could reached up to $200,000. That could lead to hardship for taxi-drivers and resulted taxi-operators to shut dowm their business. Also, the commuters will have to bear for higher fare price too.
Streetsmartfighter : Please correct me if I have misunderstood your intention. What you are referring is that, as long as the COE do not hit over the $200,000 mark, taxi operators will be able to survive and manage its operation? Indirectly, you are able to accept the current COE price which is around $60,000???? Why don't you wait until COE hit $200,000 before you start talking????
Taxi-driver : No! No...no..! Prevention is the best cure. I can't wait till it reaches $200,000 and start to comment. That will be too late to salvage taxi-operation. I am here to stop it and insist the govt to change the COE system.
Streetsmartfighter : The COE had been implemeted decade ago with a few fine tuning and amendment. Why didn't you do something in the past when you have been a taxi-driver and secretary of Taxi Association for so many years?? Also, the COE system is an open tender under market force.
It is solely rely on "Demand & Supply" economy theory. How do you intend to stop it?
Taxi-driver : No! No..no..! Most taxi-operarors are under the control of govt. They are the major shareholders who decided on "The Supply" of COE as well as "The Demand" on tendering.
Streetsmartfighter : Are you saying that it is a monoply trade? If it is fully controlled by the govt, what make you think you can change their mindset? Are you demanding the govt to slap its own face?
Taxi-driver : I don't know lah. I am here to try my luck lah.
Streetsmartfighter : Try you luck!!!! How about queueing up at lottery outlet on Wednesday, Saturday and Sunday?? I think it is easier to hit jackpot than changing the govt mindset lah.
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Dear readers,
What an interesting dialogue we got here.
I hope you are entertained and enjoy every moment of your time here in our forum discussion.
Please keep staying with us, The Straight Times and we will dig up more to fill up your appeitite.
Thank you.
Happy listening to our music.
Monday 10 September 2012
The Straight Times: Good evening dear readers,Thank you for staying ...
The Straight Times: Good evening dear readers,Thank you for staying ...: Good evening dear readers, Thank you for staying tune with "The Straight Times". Let resume our dialogue in "SINGAPORE CONVERSATION". ...
Thank you for staying tune with "The Straight Times".
Let resume our dialogue in
"SINGAPORE CONVERSATION".
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Reporter : Streetsmartfighter, you may continue with your next target and make sure you knock her down like you did with the first one, The Banker".
Streetsmartfighter : Excuse me, Ms Lim, Part-time actress. I have heard that you wanted old folks to learn computer and get online internet. Am I right?
Part-time actress : Yes..yes..yes! That is my wish. I am hoping dead that we can stay a breast with the youths and get ourselves updated with latest current affairs. Old folks, like me, do not want to be ignorance and treated as fool. I am here to help those poor old folks as well as for myself.
Streetsmartfighter : Before your wish is fulfilled, don't you think those old folks needed a desk-top computer first?
Part-time actress : I can suggest the old folks to buy desk-top on hire-purchase or they can seek subsidy from CDAC.
Streetsmartfighter : Hire-purchase! Where do you think those old folks get their income? They are being retrenched and live on "hand-out". How on earth can they afford to purchase computers? How are they going to pay for computing course fee??
Also, do you know how much you have to pay for a laptop under CDAC's assistance grant?
Part-time actress : I do not know.
Streetsmartfighter : CDAC is charging them $ 700 + for a laptop. Do you think it is a subsidy?
Anyone can easily get a laptop by themselves at this price without CDAC's grant. Do you think CDAC is helping those poor folks? If CDAC can't help them, what make you think you can?
Part-time actress : I do not know lah. Why are you asking me so many questions?
Streetsmartfighter : Guess you are indeed ignorance about current affairs. I think you must be here talking for "shiok" only hor?? Don't worry, I am not going to ask you further question.
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Dear readers,
What a interesting dialogue we have here.
Please stay with "The Straight Times" and we will return after commercial break.
Have a pleasure listening.
Sunday 9 September 2012
The Straight Times: Singapore Conversation
The Straight Times: Singapore Conversation: Dear readers, The Straight Times have invited a panel of "TALKING COCK" members comprising from all walk of lives. Theirs occupations a...
Singapore Conversation
Dear readers,
The Straight Times have invited a panel of "TALKING COCK" members comprising from all walk of lives. Theirs occupations are banker, taxi driver and part-time actress.
They will be joining our forum to discuss issues concerning Singapore.
It is our honour that a distinguished guest of honour had accepted ours invitation to chair this forum.
He is Streetsmartfighter, The Fire Dragon.
Let get the ball rolling with Streetsmartfighter posting questions to the members.
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Reporter : Streetsmartfighter, you may shoot your bullets at will. Do not "give face" to those panel of members.
Streetsmartfighter : Mr. Hussein, the banker, you have said that you are worrying about your children's future. Don't you think we have to solve low fertility rate before we touch on your kid's problem?
Banker : Ai....ai... I can't control and decide on others' sex lives. How could I command couples to make love to have babies? This is their personal issue. I can only talk about my children here.
And that is what I am here for. I want my children to have the best education, best life styles and best jobs. The govt must give it to my children.
Streetsmartfighter : What do you suggest the govt must provide for your kids?
Banker : Beside free education, I hope the govt must guranteed direct entry to universities for my kids. The govt must ensure life-time employment for my kids with world-class salaries too.
I am dreaming dead for my kids holding porfolio of at least 65 directorship in various govt-aided organisations and private sectors. The best option is to allow my kids to work in Good-In-Conning or Ta-mah-si Holdings.
Streetsmartfighter : I think your wish is quite realistic. In fact, it had been a practices by the govt for decades ago. Do not worry too much for your kids if they are prepared to wear all "WHITE" uniform with a "Thundering" badge and pledge loyalty. Just make sure they learn the skill of "LICKING" instead of "RIGHT MORAL" teachings lah.
Banker : Thank you Streetsmartfighter. You are so smart indeed.
Reporter : Ok! Let go for an interval and we shall resume our conversation as soon as possible.
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