The Straight Times: Sex Scandal ( The wife's comment)

The Straight Times: Sex Scandal ( The wife's comment): Dear Readers, Welcome back! You are "IN" for good stuff. Our reporter is at the Courtyard conducting a "LIVE" interviewing with the defe...

Sex Scandal ( The wife's comment)

Dear Readers,

Welcome back!

You are "IN" for good stuff. Our reporter is at the Courtyard conducting a "LIVE" interviewing with the defendant's wife. The Straight Times will bring you to the scene for more detail.

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Reporter : Excuse me, Mrs Ng, can I address you as Color Wolf's wife?

Color Wolf's wife : Go ahead! Called whatever names you liked. Afterall, there isn't anymore shameful thing to be hide.

Reporter : I am curious how would you able to tolerate and even accompanied your husband "IN" & "OUT" of the court room?  Are you human? Don't you felt angry and sad to hear all those nasty sex activities your husband was having with different charbors (women)?

Color Wolf's wife : Of course I am hurted! Being his wife, I wish I could fufill his desire. But, take a look! My mouth is so small. How could I do those "IN & OUT" like cumm*ing and sucking? I afraid my teeth could scrap his lan jian stick (penis).

Reporter : Besides fulfilling your duty as a wife, don't you monitor and check on your husband behaviour?

Color Wolf's wife : Successful and powerful men disliked being control by wives. Though, I knew my husband frequently received calls and MSM after midnight and he will usually bring his handphone to the toilet, but I tend to imagine that it were all about his line of works. Being a top servants, he will have to abide by the code of conduct.

Reporter : Can I take that you have full faith and trusted your husband?

Color Wolf's wife : What do you expect for a woman? He have brought back "bread & butter" to this house and brought me to oversea vacation every year. Every month, he will give me household expenditure.
That is what every women's wish to  have a sense of security.

Reporter : How about moral ? How about righteousness? How about marriage vow? How about family's values? Don't you care?

Color Wolf's wife : Oh! Stop asking me all those non-sense. Don't you know that ever since Adam & Eve, women have never practices nor treasure such moral teachings? In ancient time, women were forbidden to attend school for reason due to our nature. We are sinful and we are guilty to bring more sins to this world. Women can't control their emotion; temperament, anger, thoughts and feelings of love. What do you expect women can do to take care of her family's affair? We just search for any men who are willing to provide comfort, security and finance to make our lives easily.
I got everything that other women have for being a faithful wife, but I never thought that my husband has a urge for "MOUTH".

Reporter : Thank you for being so truthful and honest. I hope you will be blessed with GOOD LUCK.
It is not your fault but a lesson for your husband and many other "LOOSE" charbors(women) to learn and change.
Goodbye and take care.

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The Straight Times: Please Mr. Postman

The Straight Times: Please Mr. Postman: Dear Readers, Is the Postman delivered the letter to the wrong address? Or Is the Postman delivered someone's letter to the wrong pers...

The Straight Times: Please Mr. Postman

The Straight Times: Please Mr. Postman: Dear Readers, Is the Postman delivered the letter to the wrong address? Or Is the Postman delivered someone's letter to the wrong pers...

Please Mr. Postman

Dear Readers,

Is the Postman delivered the letter to the wrong address?
Or
Is the Postman delivered someone's letter to the wrong person?

At SPH (Si-Peh-Ho) , we have sent out our reporters to investigate all parties concern.
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Reporter : Excuse me, 阿Ｂ说
Have the Postman delivered your letter to the RIGHT address and RIGHT person?

阿Ｂ说 : The Postman had delivered to the RIGHT address and RIGHT person lah.

Reporter : Why do you have a change of mind to retrieve back the letter? Is there someone threatening you??

阿Ｂ说 : No lah, After soul-searching and self-reflection, I realised it is inappropriate to interfere with politcs lah.

Reporter : Do you mean that it is your practice to draft letter without given a thought?

阿Ｂ说 : At that moment, my thought was Jesus suffered at the CROSS ( + ) without given a fair trial. Therefore, everyone must be given a fair trial before he is being imprisoned.
But! After self-reflection, I came to my senses that history cannot be reverted and I do not wish to impeach others.

Reporter : Can I take it that you have no faith in yourself as well as to others?

阿Ｂ说 : Aiyah! Please stop asking me lah. You know hor?? I am very confused lah.

Reporter : In this case, let me turn to the receipent of the letter, FUNCTION HALL.
Why must your group get 阿Ｂ说 involved? Don't you know that it is unethical  to involve religions against politcs?

Function Hall : We have never demand nor threatened 阿Ｂ说 to draft the letter. He is a willing party. Also, which country does not get religions involved in politcs? Take a few example, the middle east countries created riot with full support from their religion. Take a look at China, the "FALUKONG" and  Burma , Thailand and South Korea. The monks took to the streets and pour kerosine to themselves before setting themsleves with fire. It is the only way that we can get the govt to change and abolish the ISA.

Reporter : Please think carefully. Those countries that you had mentioned are ruled by RELIGIONS.
Do you want our country to rule by a single religion?

Function Hall : Why not! It is ideally to push forward our mighty faith.

Reporter : You can keep whatever faith you liked but do not force it on others. Everyone has a RIGHTs to practice their faith. This is the most basic human rights we have to respect others.
Understand! You fight as fierce as a tiger and as honourable as a gentleman.

Function Hall : How to fight when the govt keep shifting the goal-post?

Reporter : If you do not know the RIGHT ways, what made you so sure to fight for justice?
If I have to teach you this simple RIGHT way, then , you are not qualified to lead the people.
Got it!!!
Enough of bullshitting, I have to take leave to cover other story.
Goodbye.

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The Straight Times: The Sequence of "SIngapore Conversation"

The Straight Times: The Sequence of "SIngapore Conversation": Welcome back my dear readers, Let resume "Singapore Conversation" dialogue with our panel of "Talking Cock" members with our most dis...

The Sequence of "SIngapore Conversation"

Welcome back my dear readers,
Let resume "Singapore Conversation" dialogue with our panel of "Talking Cock" members with our most distinguished guest of honour, Streetsmartfighter, shooting down each and every members with his smart and intelligent questions.

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Reporter : Streetsmartfighter, congratulation! You have knocked down 2 members, The Banker and The Part-time Actress. Your next target is a Taxi-driver, Mr. Teo.

Streetsmartfighter : Mr Teo, Taxi-driver cum secretary of  Taxi Association, I have overheard that you are worrying about COE (certificate of entiltlement) price could go up to $200,000.

Taxi-driver : Yes! I am here to voice up on behalf of taxi operators that the COE price could reached up to $200,000. That could lead to hardship for taxi-drivers and resulted taxi-operators to shut dowm their business. Also, the commuters will have to bear for higher fare price too.

Streetsmartfighter : Please correct me if I have misunderstood your intention. What you are referring is that, as long as the COE do not hit over the $200,000 mark, taxi operators will be able to survive and manage its operation? Indirectly, you are able to accept the current COE price which is around $60,000????  Why don't you wait until COE hit $200,000 before you start talking????

Taxi-driver : No! No...no..! Prevention is the best cure. I can't wait till it reaches $200,000 and start to comment. That will be too late to salvage taxi-operation. I am here to stop it and insist the govt to change the COE system.

Streetsmartfighter : The COE had been implemeted decade ago with a few fine tuning and amendment. Why didn't you do something in the past when you have been a taxi-driver and secretary of Taxi Association for so many years?? Also, the COE system is an open tender under market force.
It is solely rely on "Demand & Supply" economy theory. How do you intend to stop it?

Taxi-driver : No! No..no..! Most taxi-operarors are under the control of govt. They are the major shareholders who decided on "The Supply" of  COE as well as "The Demand" on tendering.

Streetsmartfighter : Are you saying that it is a monoply trade? If it is fully controlled by the govt, what make you think you can change their mindset? Are you demanding the govt to slap its own face?

Taxi-driver : I don't know lah. I am here to try my luck lah.

Streetsmartfighter : Try you luck!!!! How about queueing up at lottery outlet on Wednesday, Saturday and Sunday?? I think it is easier to hit jackpot than changing the govt mindset lah.

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I hope you are entertained and enjoy every moment of your time here in our forum discussion.
Please keep staying with us, The Straight Times and we will dig up more to fill up your appeitite.

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Thank you for staying tune with "The Straight Times".
Let resume our dialogue in
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Reporter : Streetsmartfighter, you may continue with your next target and make sure you knock her down like you did with the first one, The Banker".

Streetsmartfighter : Excuse me, Ms Lim, Part-time actress. I have heard that you wanted old folks to learn computer and get online internet. Am I right?

Part-time actress : Yes..yes..yes! That is my wish. I am hoping dead that we can stay a breast with the youths and get ourselves updated with latest current affairs. Old folks, like me, do not want to be ignorance and treated as fool. I am here to help those poor old folks as well as for myself.

Streetsmartfighter : Before your wish is fulfilled, don't you think those old folks needed a desk-top computer first?

Part-time actress : I can suggest the old folks to buy desk-top on hire-purchase or they can seek subsidy from CDAC.

Streetsmartfighter : Hire-purchase! Where do you think those old folks get their income? They are being retrenched and live on "hand-out". How on earth can they afford to purchase computers?  How are they going to pay for computing course fee??
Also, do you know how much you have to pay for a laptop under CDAC's assistance grant?

Part-time actress : I do not know.

Streetsmartfighter : CDAC is charging them $ 700 + for a laptop. Do you think it is a subsidy?
Anyone can easily get a laptop by themselves at this price without CDAC's grant. Do you think CDAC is helping those poor folks? If CDAC can't help them, what make you think you can?

Part-time actress : I do not know lah. Why are you asking me so many questions?

Streetsmartfighter : Guess you are indeed ignorance about current affairs. I think you must be here talking for "shiok" only hor?? Don't worry, I am not going to ask you further question.

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What a interesting dialogue we have here.
Please stay with "The Straight Times" and we will return after commercial break.
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The Straight Times: Singapore Conversation

The Straight Times: Singapore Conversation: Dear readers, The Straight Times have invited a panel of "TALKING COCK"  members comprising from all walk of lives. Theirs occupations a...

Singapore Conversation

Dear readers,

The Straight Times have invited a panel of "TALKING COCK"  members comprising from all walk of lives. Theirs occupations are banker, taxi driver and part-time actress.
They will be joining our forum to discuss issues concerning Singapore.

It is our honour that a distinguished guest of honour had accepted ours invitation to chair this forum.
He is Streetsmartfighter, The Fire Dragon.

Let get the ball rolling with Streetsmartfighter posting questions to the members.

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Reporter : Streetsmartfighter, you may shoot your bullets at will. Do not "give face" to those panel of members.

Streetsmartfighter : Mr. Hussein, the banker, you have said that you are worrying about your children's future. Don't you think we have to solve low fertility rate before we touch on your kid's problem?

Banker : Ai....ai... I can't control and decide on others' sex lives. How could I command couples to make love to have babies? This is their personal issue. I can only talk about my children here.
And that is what I am here for. I want my children to have the best education, best life styles and best jobs. The govt must give it to my children.

Streetsmartfighter : What do you suggest the govt must provide for your kids?

Banker : Beside free education, I hope the govt must guranteed direct entry to universities for my kids. The govt must ensure life-time employment for my kids with world-class salaries too.
I am dreaming dead for my kids holding porfolio of at least 65 directorship in various govt-aided organisations and private sectors. The best option is to allow my kids to work in Good-In-Conning or Ta-mah-si Holdings.

Streetsmartfighter : I think your wish is quite realistic. In fact, it had been a practices by the govt for decades ago. Do not worry too much for your kids if they are prepared to wear all "WHITE" uniform with a "Thundering" badge and pledge loyalty. Just make sure they learn the skill of "LICKING" instead of "RIGHT MORAL" teachings lah.

Banker : Thank you Streetsmartfighter. You are so smart indeed.

Reporter : Ok! Let go for an interval and we shall resume our conversation as soon as possible.

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