Thousand apology.
Please accept our apology for the delay.
The Straight Times photographer has just finished taking a round with both strippers, Alvin Tan & Vivian Lee.

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We have intended to take a shot on Vivian Lee with our Champion Horse, Frankel.
Unfortunately, I have found that Vivian Lee’s opening isn’t that wide as we have thought.
We are afraid that further filming with our Champion Horse, Frankel could “pee-jia” ( tear apart) Vivian Lee’s opening.
Also, we did cancelled filming Alvin Tan with our Great Dane, Rough becoz we do not wish to let Rough, the Champion Dog to laugh until death when Rough has saw Alvin Tan’s “lan jiao” (penis).

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Anyway isn’t we are here to listen to Alvin Tan’s explanation?
So! Let our reporter has a sparring round with Alvin Tan.

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Reporter : Hello! Alvin Tan. Your sexy blog has made you an over-night sensational porn star.
How do you feel and what is your message to the public?

Alvin Tan : Ha..ha..ha.. I am overwhelming by the responses from the public. But, I am disappointed with their mis-interpretation to our message.
Let me make my stand clear between Vivian Lee and me.
I did promised Vivian Lee that I will not take a cut from her business dealing with the porn industry.
As Vivian Lee had explained her purpose, I shall not elaborate further. I was trying to make public awareness of porn video online and I knew that there isn’t any laws that could prosecute online sex film. Also, it is a political motive targeted at the way the country is being governed. Co-incidentally, my surname is TAN who resembled someone of the highest standing. I needed a partner that complement with a another surname “LEE” . And, I chanced upon Vivian Lee who is so stupid to play along with my plan.
Do you think a husband will let his wife to strip in public?? I was just seizing her ignorance and materialism mind only. I will never take Vivian Lee as my steady girl friend and shall never take a thought of seriousness with our relationship. If a man has never take his study or career seriously but instead jeopardized his future will ever care to think of marriages or serious love relationship??

Reporter : I will not get entangled with both your personal affair. But, do you ever spare a thought for other?
In order to achieve your desires or political motive or ambition, you have hurt your parents and betrayed your friends? What rights do you think you have to criticize other when you, yourself did likewise?
Isn’t a thief trying to call other a thief?

Alvin Tan : I can’t think so far and I can’t care for all. As a man of great ambition, one shall have to sacrifice at all causes. I did put myself on task too.

Reporter : And what have that made you into??? What sort of result has you achieved with stripping and making love online?

Alvin Tan : There were many innocent victims who felt into online sex-chat or online forum or face-book. Beside, being swindled off thousands of dollars, extortion, bullied , some were sold as sex slaves. The parents are not taking any precaution while the government turn a blind eye on this problem. I am studying laws and there isn’t any way the laws can stop this problem.
I knew it will make me as a nasty guy. But, my message is very clear. What I wish to achieve are :
1) make awareness to all parents
2) get youths to be vigilante
3) a wake-up call for the government to do something
4) for the judiciary system to review laws

Reporter : And you had to did it in such despicable manner? Isn’t there are RIGHT WAY to send your message?

Alvin Lee : You see! The way I have did it is “1 STONE HIT 4 BIRDS”.
I knew that are many “RIGHT WAY. But, you have done it for example :
a) The Straight Times, whereby you are trying to put the record in the Right perspective and make simple for readers to understand.
b) Teaching of TONYHISM.
c) Through your blogs, and forum (Singapore My Beloved Country), there are many threads and good stuff to educate the public.
Pls log in : the-straight-times-t1245751.html
But, all your effort needed times to achieve the “RIGHT” result.
I can’t spent so much times and this matter needed urgency to due with.

Reporter : Do you ever heard of : ‘TO LEARN BAD, ONES NEED ONLY 3 DAYS. BUT, TO LEARN GOOD, ONES NEEDED 3 YEARS” .
( 学好三年　　，　学坏三天 . )
And to learn “RIGHT”, ones needed to practice TONYHISM TEACHING” throughout ones’ life-time.
You can’t just anyhow “humtan” or “tik-cum, tik-cum” (blindly hit or bet on luck), hoping that your act will changed in according to your dream. Why don’t you be patiently and complete your study in law. Then, give yourself a few years of true life experience in the real world before you decide the “RIGHT” course of action?

Alvin Tan : I can’t. That is all I could come-out with. Though I am reading laws but I have gradually lost faith in laws. I do not know how long I could sustained . Mentality, I am prepared to stop pursuing laws. The facts have shown to me that ones need not have to be a lawyer to be successful. Do you think lawyers that “FOUGHT IN COURT” and won are successful? No! Presently, lawyers do not wish to take cases and attending court sessions. There are many other easy way where they could be brokerage business dealing such as HDB contracts.

Do you think doctors is capable to cure patients?? They will fit numerous appointments with their patients but never or ever cure their sickness.

That is what going wrong with the education. People are becoming unscrupulously in their daily way of life. They studied for the sake of making money and not to fight for righteousness or save lives.

Reporter : And you are one of them too??? You are studying laws and you made used of it loopholes. You are given Asean scholarship but you repaid your savior with unkindness. You grown up and equipped with knowledge and you betrayed , Vivian Lee, your girl friend’s trust .

Lets be honest and sincere to yourself.
Recently, there were many foreigners who migrated to Singapore with jobs as PMET or free scholarships. And they, in turn, called Singaporeans “DOGS” or “CHEAPSKATE $50” like the way you did.
While some committed suicides by drowning or jumping down from flats. Do you think there is linkages to your action?

Alvin Lee : I knew I can’t hide from you. Yes! I did it partly due to revenge and rebellious. We, foreigners are being treated badly by Singaporeans. They always talked like “papaya” (proudly) and criticized us for destroying their family, took away their chance to enroll in local universities, swindled their money, robbing away their jobs and even accused us of dirtied the public and SMRT train. Some criticized our attires, some complained about the smell of our cooked food and many keep a distance apart becoz of our body odour.
My reaction is to tell to all Singaporeans that I do not appreciate their free Asean scholarship,. I do not wish to stay a single minute in their country. I am sick of the way they mistreated us. I want to take revenge.

Reporter : I think I have stripped you naked and tear you apart. I have dig out the devil hiding inside your naked body.
I do not think you are clever nor smart. I am puzzled and curious why Singapore Government offered free scholarship to such a idiot and dumb guy.
Ha..ha..ha..
He..he..he..

I did not see you as foreigner talents. You are not up to the benchmark of common people yet becoz you are as crazy as a monkey.

Please do not waste those precious clothes. I don’t think you can ever understand what is the purposes of clothing.
Go and ask your parents why do they have to dress you since you are born naked into this world.
If your parents do not know how to teach you or tell you the reason, you may ask them why are they naked in bed to ensure that you are brought to this world.
And if they can’t or they do not know what the hell you are coming into this world.

Then, you may ask them : “WHAT THE FUC*KING BUSINESS BOTH OF YOU ARE DOING????”

Understand???
Got it!!!!!