May I have your attention.
Please be informed that the CPIB had arrested 20 “TIONG-KOK-NIANG” (China people) for questioning.
After interrogated all, 4 have been charged in the Subordinate Courts under section 10(a) of the Criminal Law (Temporary Provisions) Act (Chapter 67) read with section 109 of the Penal Code (Chapter 224).
At SPH (Si-Peh-Ho), we have sent our reporter into the dressing room to take note on happenings behind closed door. Go and mix a cup of kopi “O” and let our reporter update you with interesting dialogues between the strikers and referee in this match of “exchanging words”.
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CPIB : Who is the chief striker? Stand forward now!
There was silence among “Tiong-Kok” strikers. They were starring at each other from left to right. Wondering who is the one dared to hold the ball.
CPIB : This is a last chance for all of you. If there isn’t anyone who is going to admit, I will issue “RED CARD” to everyone. If you want to be hero, you must have the guts to be one. Come forward and do not implicated other.
At the count to 3, I will send all of you to the changing room. One….! Two…..! Thr…….
Before the last count of “THREE”, 4 Tiong-kok-lao put their foot forward in unison timing.
CIPB : So! You must be The Fantastic 4. Very good! The rest is dismissed except The Fantastic 4 is staying back.
CPIB : You like to hold ball???? I shall let you juggle your own ball non-stop. Tell me! Why did you went on strike?
Fantastic 4 : Being chief striker, it is our ultimate goal to strike at our opponent, SMRT . We want to get even with the score-line. That is our only hope to stay in the game.
CPIB : You can’t charged at SMRT’s goal-mouth without going through proper channel.
Fantastic 4 : We did! First, we attacked from the left flank ( supervisor ) but he kelong the game (avoided responsibility) and let us passed through. Then, we crossed the ball to the right flank ( Human Resources Dept). And they , the HR clerks paid no heed of our grievances. So, we turned and dribble the ball to the centre , ( HR manageress). Again, she packed the centre defend with all the staff and refused to let us charged at the SMRT penalty-box (top management office).
This game is unfair. SMRT resorted to dirty tactics. But they can’t kill off our strong-will to get our equalizing goal.
We took a shot at SMRT goal-mouth from 30 yards away from the goal-post. And guess what SMRT goal-keeper (top management) did???? They shifted the goal-post and seal-off the goal-mouth (shut the door and refused to meet us). You tell me! Is this a fair game???
CPIB : I do understanding your plight and I do sympathized your grievances. But you must learn and accept that this is the way they played unlawfully with their own citizens (Singaporeans) too. They have been playing such
unscrupulous way for decades. In fact, all Singaporeans had learned to play back at them. Sadly to tell you the true.
Such unethical and immoral practices had turned every Singaporeans into a emotionless society. We never learn to show kindness and concern to other. We never learn to show gracious and extend a helping hand to other.
We have became so evil that we abused, cheated, lied, and exploited other for the benefit of ourselves.
Please forgive me for being useless, arrogant , ignorance, inconsiderate and rude with my words. I have to follow the system instead of handling this matter with human’s touch and feeling. You can call me “PIG” or “INHUMAN”. I have no pride, integrity and lacked of honesty coz we are bought up and educated by stupid unsystemically way.
Though I have attained oversea tertiary education and drawing FIRST WORLD CLASS salary, but I can’t make my own decision. At home, I have to listen to my wife’s order. In office, I have to follow stupid order. Even in my own personal life, I have to abide by those stupid laws.
That is how we learn to live unemotionally as a slave in a First World Class country. Every Singaporeans are materialistic. They drive luxury cars and live in posh condo. They insisted other must respect and address them “SIR” or “MADAM”. They will order you into their office to “SETTLE” matter instead of being polite and understanding toward other. They like to act smart and act “hao-lian”(proud) and act “lee-hi” (capable) but they got nothing to prove.
The Fantastic 4 were crying uncontrollably after hearing the confession of true Singaporeans’ voice, they said : “ We apologize for our mistake. We didn’t know that Singaporeans are living in a “SLAUGHTER HOUSE”. We think you are worst than us . Though, we have to live with bed bugs but you are living with “BLOOD-SUCKERS”.
This is a very enlightening story. Thank you. We are calmn and peace after listened to your good explanation.
If SMRT management and all stupid statutory board have adopted your kind advice and wordings, we could have solved this matter amicably and peacefully. We could become friends and buddies.
Do as you deem is “RIGHT”. We are prepare to face the consequences but we hope that they do learn to change their unlawful way from this strike. Let this message serve as an “awakening call” to all stupid Singaporeans to reflect on themselves.
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Oh ! My God.
What had it turned up!
An interrogation had turned into a confession of sins.
Ha..ha..ha..
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