Tuesday 27 November 2012

Industrial Strike

Dear Readers,

Our reporter from The Straight Times is holding a meeting with the parties concern.
It is a closed-door discussion among them and no one is allowed to take a glance into the meeting room.
However, we are too smart to leave the window opened and let you hear the on-going discussion.


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Reporter : China man, what is your grievances with the management? What made you went on strike?

China man : It is theirs fault. They treated us unfairly. We have been discriminated and under-paid .
We have brought up this matter to their attention but they just brushed us aside and take no heed of our dissatisfaction. They are a bunch of unqualified employers.

Management : You had signed a contract with us. You had to honor the term and rules laid out by us. This is the way we anyhow ruled as we liked.
Also, we took orders from the top rulers. They have keep reminding us it is the way we became 1st world class.

China man : 1st world class your stupid head. We ain’t Singaporeans and we will not succumb to your stupid dumb laws. All we are asking is to be treated fairly and just.
What kind of laws is it that we had to give 14 days notice before we go on strike?
Why should we seek union assistance or other outlets to solve our dispute with the company?
Isn’t it is the duty of the employer to give us an explanation and correct their wrongdoings by compensating us?
It is between us, the employees against the employer. It is an internal affair and nothing to do with outsiders.

Reporter : Sorry for the interruption. I thought the management have promised to get back to you within a week???

China man : Let me repeat myself again! I ain’t Singaporeans and I am not so stupid to be deceived by their way of managing people affairs. They have a bad habit of telling lies after lies to their people. We, China people knew too well of your country. Singaporeans are easily bully by the rulers but we are not that easily taken for a ride.
We are from China and we know you do not have the gut to touch us. You are just a small dot compared to my big and powerful country, you are nothing. Understand!

Management : You are uncooperative and impatient. We need time to feedback to the top rulers and wait for their order.
You are being too emotion.

China man : Emotion your stupid dumb head lah! Didn’t they had classified you as the worst people with unemotional feeling??? Ha..ha..ha..
As like those stupid A1 forummers and TV presenters who went on national TV to discuss this topic without understanding what other is implying. Let me teach you stupid Singaporeans what they meant when they rated you as unemotional country. They are saying that your country is having too many laws and the people are just following the laws blindly without any feelings of disgust and anger. Understand now! Stop talking stupid things when you do not understood others meaning. Be smart like the Dragon Clan but do not act smart lah.
Got it????
If you did not meet our demand, there shall be more industrial strikes from other sectors.

Reporter : Excuse me, China man. If you said Singaporeans are unemotional people. What do you think when you have drove the bus and killed Singaporeans on the roads??? Do you have any emotional guilt and sorrow for your act?

China man : Who asked them to instigate and provoked us?? They are means toward us and called us funny names.
Those passengers often criticized and scolded us rudely. They always think they are a class above us. But the true fact is that in our opinion, they are coward and stupid lot. They are lazy, dumb, slow at work, uncreative and no initiative. They can’t survive by themselves and always relied on their rulers for handouts and solutions.

Management : Cut off your dirty craps! Either you obey our laws or you pack and get lost to your own country.
You can do whatever you liked in China but not in Singapore. Understand!

Reporter : It seen that both of you are not going to compromise and come to an amicably agreement.
Like the Chinese saying : 因不了解而结合 ,但了解而分开 。
(they married becoz of trying to understand each other and they divorced becoz they understood too well of each other)


I think the best solution is to go each other separate way.
Again, like the Chinese saying : 世上没有不散的宴席.
( The banquet has to end and parting is inevitable )


And the time has came that we shall end this meeting.

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Dear Readers,
We hope you have plugged your ears near the window and heard their discussion.

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Good nite.

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