Sunday 28 October 2012

The Straight Times: Thousand apology.Please accept our apology for th...

The Straight Times: Thousand apology.
Please accept our apology for th...
: Thousand apology. Please accept our apology for the delay. The Straight Times photographer has just finished taking a round with both stripp...
Thousand apology.
Please accept our apology for the delay.
The Straight Times photographer has just finished taking a round with both strippers, Alvin Tan & Vivian Lee.

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We have intended to take a shot on Vivian Lee with our Champion Horse, Frankel.
Unfortunately, I have found that Vivian Lee’s opening isn’t that wide as we have thought.
We are afraid that further filming with our Champion Horse, Frankel could “pee-jia” ( tear apart) Vivian Lee’s opening.
Also, we did cancelled filming Alvin Tan with our Great Dane, Rough becoz we do not wish to let Rough, the Champion Dog to laugh until death when Rough has saw Alvin Tan’s “lan jiao” (penis).

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Anyway isn’t we are here to listen to Alvin Tan’s explanation?
So! Let our reporter has a sparring round with Alvin Tan.


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Reporter : Hello! Alvin Tan. Your sexy blog has made you an over-night sensational porn star.
How do you feel and what is your message to the public?

Alvin Tan : Ha..ha..ha.. I am overwhelming by the responses from the public. But, I am disappointed with their mis-interpretation to our message.
Let me make my stand clear between Vivian Lee and me.
I did promised Vivian Lee that I will not take a cut from her business dealing with the porn industry.
As Vivian Lee had explained her purpose, I shall not elaborate further. I was trying to make public awareness of porn video online and I knew that there isn’t any laws that could prosecute online sex film. Also, it is a political motive targeted at the way the country is being governed. Co-incidentally, my surname is TAN who resembled someone of the highest standing. I needed a partner that complement with a another surname “LEE” . And, I chanced upon Vivian Lee who is so stupid to play along with my plan.
Do you think a husband will let his wife to strip in public?? I was just seizing her ignorance and materialism mind only. I will never take Vivian Lee as my steady girl friend and shall never take a thought of seriousness with our relationship. If a man has never take his study or career seriously but instead jeopardized his future will ever care to think of marriages or serious love relationship??

Reporter : I will not get entangled with both your personal affair. But, do you ever spare a thought for other?
In order to achieve your desires or political motive or ambition, you have hurt your parents and betrayed your friends? What rights do you think you have to criticize other when you, yourself did likewise?
Isn’t a thief trying to call other a thief?

Alvin Tan : I can’t think so far and I can’t care for all. As a man of great ambition, one shall have to sacrifice at all causes. I did put myself on task too.

Reporter : And what have that made you into??? What sort of result has you achieved with stripping and making love online?

Alvin Tan : There were many innocent victims who felt into online sex-chat or online forum or face-book. Beside, being swindled off thousands of dollars, extortion, bullied , some were sold as sex slaves. The parents are not taking any precaution while the government turn a blind eye on this problem. I am studying laws and there isn’t any way the laws can stop this problem.
I knew it will make me as a nasty guy. But, my message is very clear. What I wish to achieve are :
1) make awareness to all parents
2) get youths to be vigilante
3) a wake-up call for the government to do something
4) for the judiciary system to review laws

Reporter : And you had to did it in such despicable manner? Isn’t there are RIGHT WAY to send your message?

Alvin Lee : You see! The way I have did it is “1 STONE HIT 4 BIRDS”.
I knew that are many “RIGHT WAY. But, you have done it for example :
a) The Straight Times, whereby you are trying to put the record in the Right perspective and make simple for readers to understand.
b) Teaching of TONYHISM.
c) Through your blogs, and forum (Singapore My Beloved Country), there are many threads and good stuff to educate the public.
Pls log in : the-straight-times-t1245751.html
But, all your effort needed times to achieve the “RIGHT” result.
I can’t spent so much times and this matter needed urgency to due with.

Reporter : Do you ever heard of : ‘TO LEARN BAD, ONES NEED ONLY 3 DAYS. BUT, TO LEARN GOOD, ONES NEEDED 3 YEARS” .
( 学好三年  , 学坏三天 . )
And to learn “RIGHT”, ones needed to practice TONYHISM TEACHING” throughout ones’ life-time.
You can’t just anyhow “humtan” or “tik-cum, tik-cum” (blindly hit or bet on luck), hoping that your act will changed in according to your dream. Why don’t you be patiently and complete your study in law. Then, give yourself a few years of true life experience in the real world before you decide the “RIGHT” course of action?

Alvin Tan : I can’t. That is all I could come-out with. Though I am reading laws but I have gradually lost faith in laws. I do not know how long I could sustained . Mentality, I am prepared to stop pursuing laws. The facts have shown to me that ones need not have to be a lawyer to be successful. Do you think lawyers that “FOUGHT IN COURT” and won are successful? No! Presently, lawyers do not wish to take cases and attending court sessions. There are many other easy way where they could be brokerage business dealing such as HDB contracts.

Do you think doctors is capable to cure patients?? They will fit numerous appointments with their patients but never or ever cure their sickness.

That is what going wrong with the education. People are becoming unscrupulously in their daily way of life. They studied for the sake of making money and not to fight for righteousness or save lives.

Reporter : And you are one of them too??? You are studying laws and you made used of it loopholes. You are given Asean scholarship but you repaid your savior with unkindness. You grown up and equipped with knowledge and you betrayed , Vivian Lee, your girl friend’s trust .

Lets be honest and sincere to yourself.
Recently, there were many foreigners who migrated to Singapore with jobs as PMET or free scholarships. And they, in turn, called Singaporeans “DOGS” or “CHEAPSKATE $50” like the way you did.
While some committed suicides by drowning or jumping down from flats. Do you think there is linkages to your action?

Alvin Lee : I knew I can’t hide from you. Yes! I did it partly due to revenge and rebellious. We, foreigners are being treated badly by Singaporeans. They always talked like “papaya” (proudly) and criticized us for destroying their family, took away their chance to enroll in local universities, swindled their money, robbing away their jobs and even accused us of dirtied the public and SMRT train. Some criticized our attires, some complained about the smell of our cooked food and many keep a distance apart becoz of our body odour.
My reaction is to tell to all Singaporeans that I do not appreciate their free Asean scholarship,. I do not wish to stay a single minute in their country. I am sick of the way they mistreated us. I want to take revenge.

Reporter : I think I have stripped you naked and tear you apart. I have dig out the devil hiding inside your naked body.
I do not think you are clever nor smart. I am puzzled and curious why Singapore Government offered free scholarship to such a idiot and dumb guy.
Ha..ha..ha..
He..he..he..

I did not see you as foreigner talents. You are not up to the benchmark of common people yet becoz you are as crazy as a monkey.

Please do not waste those precious clothes. I don’t think you can ever understand what is the purposes of clothing.
Go and ask your parents why do they have to dress you since you are born naked into this world.
If your parents do not know how to teach you or tell you the reason, you may ask them why are they naked in bed to ensure that you are brought to this world.
And if they can’t or they do not know what the hell you are coming into this world.


Then, you may ask them : “WHAT THE FUC*KING BUSINESS BOTH OF YOU ARE DOING????”

Understand???
Got it!!!!!

Friday 26 October 2012

Explosive news.

Bared for all.
Nude for everyone to enjoy.
Naked for the causes of self-fulfillment
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Clarification to cover back their nudity.
Explanation in hope of re-claiming their soul.


My dearest readers,
SPH (Si-Peh-Ho) has bought to you a online conversation with the couple in "HOT SOUP", Alex Tan and Vivian Lee.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpVCpXff ... r_embedded

Stay tune for The Straight Times news when our reporter will conduct a live interview with both "STUPID FOOL" children, Alex Tan and Vivian Lee.
 

 
Ladies & Gentlemen,

Welcome to SPH (Si-Peh-Ho).
Our reporter from The Straight Time is going to strip off Alvin Tan & Vivian Lee naked for public viewing.

Grab a cup of Kopi “O’ and have your camera on stand-by.
Who know???
Both strippers may mistook the reporter’s microphone as a “sex vibrator” or his “tua kee lan” (penis).

Anyway, we promised that our reporter shall poke, jack, pump both strippers till they confess their indecency.
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Reporter : Hi! Alvin Tan & Vivian Lee. I am glad both of you have decided to attend this dialogue. However, I am disappointed that both of you are fully clothed. I believe you must had missed out on my invitation message that you are to come here indecent obsession with informal & minimum attires. Preferably, naked or with G-string only.

Vivian Tan : We did not misread your message. We were hilarious when our mind thought of you joining us. Unfortunately, our parents forbidden us to have Threesome. Please do not mistaken. Though I did opened for Alvin Tan but I am not trans-sexual. I will lost my mind when it come to mutli-sex partners.

Reporter : So??? Your parent disallowed trans-sexual but they have no objection for you to displayed sex online!!!!?????
What sort of parenting values had your parents imparted to you?? Are they “OPEN MINDED” like you when sex is concerned but “CLOSED-MINDED” when it involved trans-sexual??

Vivian Lee : No lah…. Do not blamed my parents lah. I did it behind theirs back lah. You can put the blame on other parents who never monitoring their kids online lah. They are the one who have lacked of parenting values to allowed their kids watched our blog lah.

Reporter : And what are you trying to proved??

Vivian Lee : You see, I struck a deal with Alvin Tan when he proposed the idea to me. He will never take a cut from my contract with the media or porn industry knocking at my door should I became famous. As you must have saw my bared body, I am sexy with a slender figure, and big breasts. Do you know something? Always, I do grooming and trimming on my hairy private parts to erode men’s natural urge. In fact, I must thank my parents for “GIVEN” me such an attractive body. I do not want to waste this “BLOOMING PERIOD” once in a life-time. I shall take every opportunities to use my beautiful body as a trade for money. Just like that IT sale-charbor, Cecelia (contract for cumming and sucking).

Reporter : Yes, full credit must go to your parents to have “GIVEN” lives to you. And you did it so “BEAUTIFULLY” to repay filial piety in such a manner to your parents.
Let me provide you some valuable tips. You may spend more time logging into my newly launched forum, Singapore My Beloved Country : index.php
There are a few thread that teaches “FACIAL READING” & “FENG SHUI” as well as “TONYHISM TEACHINGS”. You need not have to bared naked for me to watch your body. Through your facial reading, I could easily read your future, how deep and wide is your virginal tunnel, and are you a horny type.
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Vivian Lee : OMG! You mean you can read me “INSIDE OUT”????
How am I going to deceive people with my sexy body???
Could you promise to keep it a secret ???

Reporter : Sure!
You have to excuse me. I am going to have a conversation with Alvin Tan.
Be my guest and feel free to strip.
Just in case I have held up Alvin Tan for too long. Let me know in advance when you are horny.
I have Frankel, a Champion Horse and Rough, a Great Dane Championship Dog on stand-by for you.
I guaranteed you with never be disappointed coz their penis are 10 times the size of Alvin Tan one.
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Vivian Lee : Thank you. You are such a considerate guy. I love you and yours.

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Dear readers,
We are going for an interval .
Please stay tuning . Shall be back soon.
 
 

Sunday 21 October 2012

The Straight Times: The Clash of Journalism.OMG!My dearest readers...

The Straight Times: The Clash of Journalism.


OMG!
My dearest readers...
: The Clash of Journalism. OMG! My dearest readers, You wouldn’t want to miss a single piece of action in the “CLASH OF JOURNALISM” be...
The Clash of Journalism.
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OMG!
My dearest readers,
You wouldn’t want to miss a single piece of action in the “CLASH OF JOURNALISM” between former editor of ST against the newly founded intelligent reporter from “THE STRAIGHT TIMES”.

Let SPH (Si-Peh-Ho) take you to SPH auditorium for a show-down of superiority and intellectually debate.

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Reporter : Mr Cheong, you are an EX-ST editor and your have published a book , “ON BETRAYAL” MARKERS recently. Why do you need to write a book “On Betrayal” markers? What is your intention of doing it?
Do you think you have drawn your lines to the extreme end of the newspapers with your own markers?

Mr Cheong : Let me explain.
Being an editor under the control and influences of a single political party government, I have to sail and stir my ship in according to the direction of the wind and waves. I can’t and I was helpless to fight for “JUSTICE’ & “TRANSPARENCY” in my reports. I knew I had made a blunder during my days as journalist and editor.
I have misled the public’s opinion and damaged the people’s mindset. It will take another 2 generations to re-educate the people in the “RIGHT” perspective. Therefore, I have decided to write this book as a clarification and hoping to substitute what ever I had missed out in my reports. This book shall bring readers to the in-sight of back-stage. It will explain on how I had penned my markers lines.

Reporter : Lies! It all lies! Till today, you have never repent. You wrote this book to cover your habitual lies. To cleansed your sins by covering another useless lies.
You have failed the people of Singapore and you have failed yourself as a editor.

Let me help you to clarify by giving an example illustration.

You told the public that you are going to Orchard Rd in your report. But you have never tell them why you went to Orchard Rd and what you have found in Orchard Rd.

After your retirement from ST, you felt you have short-changed the public and you are hoping to cleanse your sins before you lied in the graveyard. With this book, you are hoping that the future generation will never misunderstood you and curse you.

Sadly and unfortunately, a habitual liar will forever never mend his way.
In your book, you told of a story how you travelled by taxi to Orchard Rd and along your journey in the taxi, you wrote those scenery into your book just to beautify it.
Till now, you have never and would not tell the public why you went to Orchard Rd and the things and events you have discovered in Orchard Rd.

Mr Cheong : Come on lah! What you expect me to do?? To bare all to the public? What good will that bring to me?
Nothing! But, just as the Bishop, I will be terminated and lost my livelihood. That is the truth and that is the wrong way Singapore is governed. Why do you want to picked on me when everyone is doing the wrong way in their course of work.
I am just telling a half incomplete story to the public. I have never lied to the public. They must be matured to read in between my markers lines.
Yes! You have dig out half of my intention that I am trying to cleanse my sins. The other half is that I could make some money from my publication. Do not tell me that it is immoral. Everyone is harboring such thoughts and many have swindled lot of money with such trick.

Reporter : If you chose to flow with the flock of feathers. Please, do not try to explain.
If you have never valued moral and refused to uphold integrity. Please do not try to cover-up.
Understand???

You have to excuse me coz I do not want to spend any more minute with a person who never understand Tonyhism teaching. It seen to me that 道不相同 between you and me. We shall leave it becoz 道义在人心 and let the public decide.

Saturday 20 October 2012

The Straight Times: Dear readers,Recent saga involved politics and ...

The Straight Times: Dear readers,

Recent saga involved politics and ...
: Dear readers, Recent saga involved politics and religions have took headlines news in Singapore. This issue was brought up in parliament f...
Dear readers,

Recent saga involved politics and religions have took headlines news in Singapore.
This issue was brought up in parliament for debate too.

Painstaking, our reporter is able to convince Ah Be Soh to grant us an interview.
Let us in SPH (Si-Peh-Ho) bring you to our “Tea and chit-chat session”.

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Reporter : Ah Be Soh, your interference with politics had caught headlines in every newspapers front page.
I am grateful for your contribution for helping “THE STRAIGHT TIMES”to be the number 1 best seller.

Ah Be Soh : It is my pleasure to help everyone, especially your newspaper, “THE STRAIGHT TIMES.”
I don’t think my interference is inappropriate becoz we are talking about “LIFE & DEATH”.
I was trying to put across my personal opinion and I think it is inevitably that such issue have hit the judiciary system badly. But, then again, beside religions, judiciary system must be an independent sovereignty. It is clearly stated in our constitution . The SG govt should not get involved. Let me get the record “STRAIGHT AND CORRECT”. It is the SG govt which interfered and mixed politics with religions and judiciary system. I have never and would never want to be involved in politics. I was supporting the abolishment of “DEATH” sentence only.

Reporter : I think you got a “RIGHT” point here. But what happened when DPM invited you for discussion on this issue? Did you kernan (got) :

Teo Kang (got scolding)
Teo Too ( kernan poked and jacked)
Teo Shuang (received sarcastic remarks)
Teo Cheng (kernan insulted) ???????????????


Ah Be Soh : No lah…… Though DPM was the head of Military Force. But, I doubt he knew to operate those sophisticated mass weapons of destruction lah. I don’t think he is capable of holding his own “GUN” straight lah.

Reporter : Wow! Wow! Wow! The head of religion cult is showing his color. Btw, why are you wearing all “WHITE” everyday??

Ah Be Soh : Let me explain to you the different of “ALL WHITE”. Unlike that “THUNDERING” party who wear “HALF WHITE & HALF BLACK”, I am clean and clear from top to bottom.

Reporter : Is that what you think of yourself??? Let me ask a few questions.
Being the head of your religion cult,

1) What have you achieved to unify your followers and preach peace and harmony?
2) What did your followers understand about compassion and kindness toward other religions?
3) Why are there so many sins committed by your followers?
4 Why are your followers building an enclosure business community among themselves?
5) Why are there so many religious people involved in politics?
6) Why are your followers joining gang parties in General Election?
7) Why are your religion cult creating “CONSTITUTION” for the churches?
8) Do you intend to set up your own COURT and LAWS ????
9) Is your intention to build a “KINGDOM OF CRY”??????????

Answer me! Answer me right-away! Answer to me honestly from your heart and not through SATAN.

Ah Be Soh : Ah….a….ah...a….. You are definitely intelligent and read the ground well. You are smart than SG Govt. You are a tough guy and capable to govern our country into the “RIGHT” path.

Pardon me for my mis-management. As the head of a cult, I could only preach and persuade my followers. But, I have no “RIGHT” and “POWER” to control them. I knew they have gone wild in their conduct and manner. But, there is no way I could punish them. Being a Ah Be Soh, I need able people such as priests to assist and carry out the job.
But, some have turned into gays while other break out from my beliefs and formed their own cult.
Yes! The whole organization is in disarray such as the “KONG HE FATT CHOY” from “HARVESTING MONEY”.
Please forgive me and tell the LORD to pardon me. Please…….!

Reporter : On account of your repentance and the LORD has mercy. I shall pray for you.
Thank you for your presence and honest comments.
May the LORD bless you.

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Ladies and gentlemen,

I believe you have not been short change by our “THE STRAIGHT TIMES” report unlike some newspaper from the “STRAITS OF NO RIVER” who had wrote a book to explain their wrong-doing and distorted news reports.

Ha..ha..ha..
He..he..he..
Ha..ha..ha..

Friday 12 October 2012

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